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By:Jim Tews|February 2, 2012

6 Ways To Celebrate Groundhogs Day

Our friends at Smosh whipped up this nice little list -- 6 Ways to Celebrate Groundhogs day...which is today, btw.

By:admin|February 2, 2012

We Must Not Allow The Tyrannical Ground Hog To Control Our Weather Patterns!

Fellow lovers of empirical evidence-driven methods of weather prediction, I say we cast aside the shackles of weather predicting rodents and take hold of our own weather destinies by stripping the power from the hands of the weather tyrant known as Punxsutawney Phil and place this power back in to the hands of our Al Rokers and our local wacky weathermen and our large breasted models turned sexy meteorologists! Join me in a crusade against the archaic superstitions of a small town in Pennsylvania and their evil rodent weather lord!

By:Luis Prada|February 2, 2012

GIF Attack!

In the future, when we're all too lazy to go to war, this is how invasions a political coups will be settled. Can't wait.

By:Luis Prada|February 2, 2012

25 Awesome Novelty Lighters

When you need to start a fire to make s'mores, you could use matches or the power of lightning if that's at your disposal, but you'll make more of an impression on the local cavemen if you make fire with one of these. Actually, lightning would be more impressive, but these are a close second.

By:Ian Fortey|February 2, 2012

25 Reasons Why the Year of the Dragon is Sure to be Awesome

2012 is the Year of the Dragon and with China being the super power it is in the world, we wouldn’t be foolish to expect more fire-breathing monstrosities than ever before. Since we’ll have to endure fantastical flying reptiles that eat people and hoard treasure for the next year or so, Holy Taco staffers took it upon themselves to research the topic and come up with some reasons why you should be stoked about the year of the dragon.

By:Ian Fortey|February 2, 2012

The Morning Jolt: Sh*t People Say During the Superbowl

Our friends over at EgoTV hooked us up with this. With this but with no salsa. Shit.

By:Ian Fortey|February 2, 2012

Lana del Rey or Something We Made Up?

We all know Lana del Rey sucks, but our friends at the Huffington Post put together this quiz so you can see if you know the difference between her ridiculous songs or crap they made up.

By:Ian Fortey|February 1, 2012

Joke Bumper Stickers To Mess With Your Friends

If you need help deciding which offensive joke bumper sticker you want to buy, Regretful Morning has a gallery up featuring the wide selection of potential fight-starting practical jokes.

By:Luis Prada|February 1, 2012

Best Cosplay Gallery Ever

    Our friends over at Unreality whipped up this cool little gallery.  Soul Caliber's one of the coolest fighter games out there, so without further adieu, here is one epic Soul Caliber Cosplay Gallery.  Enjoy!              

By:admin|February 1, 2012

Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

Yesterday I covered the New York Giants’ journey to the Super Bowl and discussed whether or not the gypsy curse they’ve placed on their opponents will still be in effect come this Sunday. Today, I’m going to chronicle the road taken by the New England Patriots, who, like the Giants, are a team split in two halves: one fantastic, and one a farting-while-wearing-a-tuxedo-level of embarrassment. Honestly, neither of these teams deserves to be in the Super Bowl this year. They both just sucked a bit less than everyone else.

By:Luis Prada|February 1, 2012

I’m a Grown Man Dressed As Lady Liberty

Look at me dance, y'all. I need you to see me. I do whatever and say whatever I want, because I've got this Lady Liberty head covering my real head. Get your taxes done here, stupid. Y'all are stupid. I could say that out loud and nobody would know. Nobody would know, because my voice would be drowned out by the honking cars. Keep laughing, jerks. You wear a costume to work too. It's just not as iconic.

By:Jim Tews|February 1, 2012

GIF Attack!

No matter how long I live, I will never, ever, be this cool. And neither will you. We can try, but never. Ever. Ever.

By:Luis Prada|February 1, 2012

25 Awesome Chocolate Sculptures

One time I held up two peanut butter cups and pretended they were nipples. This stuff is a little more advanced.

By:Ian Fortey|February 1, 2012

The Superbowl of Superbowl ofs

The grammar of our atrocious title has not led you astray. While the Superbowl is the Superbowl of football and potentially of all other Superbowls, there are plenty of other crappy events out there that people describe as “the Supebowl of” something. If someone typed it, we can Google it. Let’s see what Superbowls we may be missing out on this Sunday.

By:Ian Fortey|February 1, 2012

The Morning Jolt: Space Stallions

He-Man, your homo eroticism is on notice.

By:Ian Fortey|February 1, 2012

Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

By:Luis Prada|January 31, 2012

GIF Attack!

So, I was at this farm, right, and there was this goat and, man, goats are so stupi -- wait...I think that goat heard me. Oh, shit. This is awkward.

By:Luis Prada|January 31, 2012

5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

The big game this Sunday is going to be padded with advertisements, gimmicks and promos. They're half the reason for even paying attention to the game. The PR stunts we're particularly into are the alternate fake games, like the puppy bowl, the lingerie bowl and the bud light bowl, etc. Those games are fun to watch and all, but we definitely think it's time to switch it up a bit. Here's a few fake bowl games we'd like to propose to the anti-football public...

By:Jim Tews|January 31, 2012

25 Disturbing Knit Creations (as NSFW as Knitting Gets)

Knitting is something most of us associate with grandma. if your grandma knits these things, stop visiting. But give us her number.

By:Ian Fortey|January 31, 2012