The 6 Awesomest Atari Games Ever
Playstation 4 and Xbox One are on the way and the question no one is asking is who gives a shit? Games have pretty much gone downhill since Atari 2600. Today’s games may have cool graphics and storylines and extended gameplay and all this stuff, but compare that shit to Pacman and what do you have? No time to answer! On to awesome Atari games!
By:Ian Fortey|June 12, 2013
The Corona Summer Caption Contest
It's summer time and that means you should probably hit some water slides with me. Before we arrange that though, the good people at Corona asked me if I wanted to run a contest for you lot to help kick off their Corona Summer promotion because this is Holy Taco and we support summery, beer-filled goodness around here
By:Ian Fortey|June 11, 2013
The Morning Jolt: Hard Ticket to Hawaii
He's not just a thrower! He's not!
By:Ian Fortey|June 11, 2013
25 More Obnoxious Foods Than a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe
The San Diego Fatty Fat Fat Festival kicked off last week with the introduction of a new manner of gut-obliterating fried food – the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe. See, fairs like to keep introducing newer and grosser foods in an ever increasing gamble to see if they can make normal folks grosser than carny folk.
By:Ian Fortey|June 10, 2013
Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: June 7th
Last week After Earth farted onto screens that no one watched, ensuring that Fast 6 stayed on top of the heap pulling in a ton of cash that could have been used to buy food for the homeless. Ha ha ha! Anyway, on with this week.
By:Ian Fortey|June 7, 2013
The Morning Jolt: Nickelback’s Greatest Hits
Remember all these awesome hits?
By:Ian Fortey|June 7, 2013
15 Names That Only Work for Old Men
I met a dude named Mortimer recently and I have no idea what he does or what he said to me because I got lost in his name. Mortimer. Morty. How is it someone who isn’t retired has that name in 2013? His parents must have hated him the moment they met him.
By:Ian Fortey|June 6, 2013
The Morning Jolt: Game of Thrones Alternate Ending
The Red Wedding had a slightly different edit. As you wish.
By:Ian Fortey|June 6, 2013
6 of the Best Female Comedians Working Today
Not too long ago, sad old timer Jerry Lewis reiterated his distaste for female comedians, stating how unfunny they are, or something very much like that. It doesn’t matter because he’s irrelevant to the modern world and, truth be told, he was not a particularly good performer in his heyday anyway. Dean Martin carried that act. Everything Lewis did on his own was poison and don’t you deny it.
By:Ian Fortey|June 5, 2013
How to Cook Quinoa
Quinoa is a South America grain that has a long, boring history as do most grains if you ever find yourself hard up for reading material – the history of grains is sure to put you right to sleep. It’s become something of a popular food item in the last decade or so because who knows why? But how do you prepare the weird stuff? Follow this handy guide and you’ll be up to your nuts in quinoa in no time.
By:Ian Fortey|June 4, 2013
The Morning Jolt: Skateboarding with Dad
Everyone likes to play with Vine.
By:Ian Fortey|June 4, 2013
25 Things That Could Have Improved After Earth
After Earth opened this weekend as failed Blockbuster since it seems to be universally reviled. Luckily for me I was able to go see it (not my choice) and now I have firsthand knowledge of why no one liked it – because it sucked.
By:Ian Fortey|June 3, 2013
Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: May 31st
Fast 6 dominated last week because zoom! I don’t get it but who am I to judge? Just a guy who judges each and every week in this article. Yes sir.
By:Ian Fortey|May 31, 2013
The 5 Most Badass Rare Dogs in the World
Everyone likes dogs, except a large portion of society who prefer cats or no animals at all. No one prefers fish because that would be idiotic. Fish are barely event things. That said, while most of us are aware of the usual kinds of dogs in the world – your beagles and pugs and wolves – there are a few crazy ass rare breeds out there that deserve some attention for their awesomeness.
By:Ian Fortey|May 30, 2013
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