This video is very old, but it's one of my all-time favorites.  I think if I was a little Japanese kid, I'd probably be entertained by this video, but I'd be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who's pretending to shit at the end looks like he's shitting out a rhinoceros.

The funniest thing you can ever see is a fat person slipping on ice. That's just a fact.  Short of that, a montage of normal people falling on normal things is pretty close.

If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death:

 

 

 

First off, don't underestimate Lady Gaga.  Just because she's blonde and appears super girly doesn't mean she can't fight.  She was raised in New York and began her career playing bars on Bleeker St.  That being said, I'm sure she was involved in her fair share of bar fights.  Just look at her: she clearly has a boxer's nose.  Put her and Mickey Rourke side-by-side in a line up and I dare you to pick out who's who.  Lady Gaga also has sobriety on her side in this fight, because I assume we're talking about fighting a normal (read: drunk) Amy Winehouse here.  Obviously, Winehouse's reflexes are going to be slowed from all the booze and drugs, making it easy for Gaga to strike vicious blows on her scabby face.  If that weren't enough, Winehouse just got a boob job.  The stitches aren't even out.  It'd be like fighting a drunk Bride of Frankenstein.  A few jabs by Gaga and you'd have a pair of titties lying on the ground and a drunk Winehouse wondering what happened.  I don't trust either of these chicks, so we can assume that there will be foul play involved: dirty fighting, weapons, eye-gouging, etc.  Amy Winehouse is a crackhead, and crackheads always carry crackpipes with them.  Broken lightbulbs are also a very common crackhead accessory, and that can also be used as a weapon, so it's probably safe to assume that Winehouse will be coming at Gaga with a broken lightbulb.  This would be a dealbreaker if it weren't for one variable: Lady Gaga's wardrobe.  Gaga is sure to have some crazy, layered muppet type outfit going on that will undoubtedly provide adequate protection against crack pipe and lightbulb attacks, and also against acidic crackhead saliva.  The odds are clearly stacked in Gaga's favor here, and Winehouse doesn't stand a chance.  Oh, and also...Lady Gaga has a penis.  Gaga wins!

 

 

 

Where You've Seen Her: Looks like Carrie Prejean is making headlines once again even after all the "controversy" of her showing some tit a few months back - this time, not surprisingly, for having a sex tape.  True or not, lets hope this says one thing: Carrie Prejean is a hot chick/beauty queen, NOT a role model, and it's time that we all stop confusing those two things.

 

Pointless Quote: "I think that I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman."