A Factual Explanation of Fat Tuesday
Today is Mardis Gras Day, or "Fat Tuesday" in case you didn't know. That's the holiday about boobs. At least, that's how most people know of it. There's also donuts involved in some cultures. That sounds perfect. Boobs, booze and donuts. Why would you want to complicate everything surrounding this holiday with facts and history? We don't really want to, but we feel an obligation to. Partying for partying's sake is something you do when you're in your college years, or if you pursue writing as a career, your college years, plus five or six years following college. We're not trying to spoil that for you, or ruin your buzz, we just want to arm you with Mardis Gras facts so that you're a little more justified in your debauchery.
By:Jim Tews|February 21, 2012
The 100 Best Nic Cage Quotes
How'd it get Burned! How'd it get BURRRRNNNED! Our friends at Filmdrunk will show you how with Nic Cage's best 100 quotes.
By:admin|February 21, 2012
These Japanese Fart Scrolls Are The Best Historical Artifacts About Farts You’ll Ever See
The scrolls go by the name of He-Gassen, which means “Fart Battle,” which is the potential title for a movie that I would pay to watch many times over. The scrolls feature various Japanese men and women attacking each other with farts in ways so unique I’m genuinely surprised we haven’t seen any of them unintentionally ripped-off in Adam Sandler movies.
By:Luis Prada|February 21, 2012
GIF Attack!
This might be the most profane and immature GIF Attack yet. Every time you scroll down, you will be scrolling your way through history.
By:Luis Prada|February 21, 2012
25 People Who Aren’t Getting the Job
Ever heard the term "unemployable?" These people probably have, too.
By:Ian Fortey|February 21, 2012
Tweets from Celebrity Pets
Each and every day on Twitter you can read the thoughts or lack of thoughts of celebrities. We figured it'd be more insightful to check out what the pets of celebrities have to say, since they're the ones with all the inside info. To the tweets!
By:Ian Fortey|February 21, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Watch Out for that Mountain
They bleep the swearing at the end of this. But make no mistake, this is cause for swearing.
By:Ian Fortey|February 21, 2012
Presidential Tattoos For President’s Day
It’s President’s Day, so what better time to view a gallery of people with silly-ass presidential tattoos than now? Thank you, Regretful Morning!
By:Luis Prada|February 20, 2012
How To Make A Test-Tube Hamburger
Are you hungry now but are tired of the immediacy of today’s foods? Are you looking for long-form cooking that integrates the arts of stem cell manipulation and slapping Mother Nature’s dumb, leafy face? Of course you are! Thanks to the wonders of modern science, you can now prepare a lab-grown hamburger of your own for the ultra-low price of 250,000 Euros.
By:Luis Prada|February 20, 2012
Snowbound In Your Car For Two Months: WWHTD?
Somewhere just south of the Arctic Circle, forty-four year old Peter Skyllberg, ended up trapped in his snow-covered car for TWO MONTHS! That's a really long time. Seriously inconvenient. He was probably paying rent on his apartment for those two months. I mean, it's seriously impressive and all, but what a waste of money. It took him that long to accidentally be discovered by some snowmobilers who thought they'd come across a wrecked vehicle. Luckily, they peeked inside (probably looking for loose change and iPods) and they found a barely living Skyllberg. WOW! GROSS! That' got us to thinking: What if we were trapped in our car for two months? What would we do to survive and pass the time?
By:Jim Tews|February 20, 2012
5 Things We’d Like to see in the World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria
If you weren’t aware, insanely popular online game World of Warcraft is expanding yet again with Mists of Pandaria, a new game expansion that focuses on Kung Fu Panda and how you can beat up goblins and such while being a Kung Fu Panda.
By:Ian Fortey|February 20, 2012
Classic Taco: The 8 Worst Bosses to Work For
Between having to show up at work and having to actually do work, no one likes having a job. But it doesn't get any worse than working for one of these eight annoying bosses.
By:Ian Fortey|February 19, 2012
Holy Taco Draws the News: Chris Brown
Extra Extra, Chris Brown is a doucher! Anyway, we drew the story for you so you don't have to read much.
By:Ian Fortey|February 18, 2012
7 Movies That Would Make Horrible Musicals
What? Why wouldn't The Human Centipede Musical be great? Fine, Smosh, you win.
By:admin|February 17, 2012
Holy Taco Hero: A Real Live, Terrifying Mountain Man
If you're a cabin owner in Utah, your wives are scared for their lives right now. As they should be, and so should you. Why? Because there's a for real for serious, insane mountain man roaming the wilderness of southern Utah. He sleeps in the woods most of the time, but during the winter, he seeks out vacant cabins and inhabits them.
By:Jim Tews|February 17, 2012
Report: Taco Bell Amassing Army of Doritos Taco Shells
It is being reported that Taco Bell, the nation’s leading provider of food you regret eating at 2 am when all other restaurants are closed, has amassed an army of 85 million Doritos taco shells that they will unleash upon the world in March.
By:Luis Prada|February 17, 2012
25 Memorable Wieners
It's Friday and that means it's probably time for a whole gallery of phallic, processed meat food!
By:Ian Fortey|February 17, 2012
What Happens When You Have Valentine’s Reservations at White Castle?
Eating at White Castle on Valentine’s Day is like going to Hooters on Easter Sunday, but less spiritual
By:Ian Fortey|February 17, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Spider Prank
They didn't delete it you whiny asshole. Now it's on Holy Taco.
By:Ian Fortey|February 17, 2012
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