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Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Penis, Leaps From Second Story Balcony in Failed Suicide Attempt

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN KANYE?!!

By:|April 17, 2014


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Man Sends Hitman to Kill Wife, Wife Beats Hitman With Claw-Hammer Then Chokes Him to Death [#happyendings]

"My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense — the claw end would work the best," Walters said. "His last words on this earth were 'you're strong,'"

By:|April 15, 2014


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Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

By:|April 14, 2014


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Eight Classic Guy Movies That Should Be Turned Into Broadway Musicals

If Rocky can be somehow turned into a musical, it might open the floodgates for other classic guy movies to be Broadway-bound. Because on Broadway, anything is possible...

By:|April 10, 2014


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Remembering The Ultimate Warrior: The Wrestling Legend’s All-Time Greatest Promos

No cause of death has been released, but if we were to wager a guess, we’d go with “Epic motorcycle volcano accident.”

By:|April 9, 2014


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Insane, Topless White Woman Destroys McDonald’s in Florida With Her Bare Hands

Honestly, this broad is like Blanka taking apart a sedan.

By:|April 8, 2014


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Six TV Series Finales That Were Worse Than ‘How I Met Your Mother’

Unfortunately, not every show can stick the landing like Breaking Bad.

By:|April 8, 2014


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Paulina Gretzky’s Golf Digest Cover Draws Hate From Lady-Golfers

Do sexy women have any place in golf, or golf-related reading materials? The debate rages on.

By:|April 4, 2014


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Actual Chupacabra Captured Alive in Texas, You Guys

It's not a dog. It's not a raccoon. By process of elimination, it is El Chupacabra.

By:|April 4, 2014


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Five Things That Would Shock FOX News Reporters Even More Than Spring Break

Kids drinking to get drunk and not just to catch a buzz? Public indecency? People smoking marijuanas? RELEASE OUR CHILDREN FROM YOUR GRASP, OH MIGHTY SATAN.

By:|April 3, 2014


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Eight Guinness World Records That Will Never Get You Laid

For every cool world record, there’s a load of crappy ones that can only make the recipient and their mama proud. Here are just a few.

By:|April 2, 2014


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PopHangover Presents: The Funniest Resume Fails Ever

Putting together a resume is never easy. Ideally you want to summarize your experience, relevant skills, and the kind of job you're looking for, while avoiding any mentions of, say, your allegiance to the Third Reich. Indeed, it can be a delicate balancing act.

By:|April 2, 2014


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Meanwhile, In Japan: BABYMETAL is a Thing You Need to See Now

What you're about to see is not only a thing, but a thing that sells out stadiums and has been the No.1 top album on the US, UK and Canada iTunes Heavy Metal chart for weeks now.

By:|April 2, 2014


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21 Photos of Women With Wild Animals

There's a dreamy, fairy-tale quality to these photos that makes them a little surreal, and very compelling. (I mean, it's not like we're normally into photos of girls with animals or anything. Okay? *clears browser history*.

By:|April 1, 2014


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The Walking Dead’s Cliffhanger Endings: A Retrospective

Those who found themselves angered at the conclusion of Sunday night's finale have only themselves to blame, since The Walking Dead has been rug-pulling and curtain-jerking its way into our hearts since Day 1. A few examples...

By:|April 1, 2014


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From Betamax to the Zune: The Biggest Tech Fails of Our Time

Here’s hoping the Oculus VR isn't an epic fail like these seven devices, which came in on a wave of hype and left like farts in the wind...

By:|March 31, 2014


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Hottest Webcam Girl of the Year Tournament: Vote Now for the Elite 8!

Earlier this month, our good buddies at EveryJoe.com kicked off their Hottest Webcam Girl of the Year tournament, and the field has just been narrowed down to the Elite 8. So who will advance to the next round? That's where you come in, Tacos.

By:|March 29, 2014


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Nine Athletes Who Have Never Had a Good Nickname

Our tribute to the unfortunate bastards who’ve never quite managed to earn a cool alias, despite having an entire lifetime to figure something out.

By:|March 29, 2014


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Mascotology: Predicting This Year’s Sweet Sixteen Winners by Mascot

This year, we'll forgo the traditional analysis, and instead determine this season’s NCAA tournament winner based solely on which team has the superior mascot. And this bracket shall win the day, Amen.

By:|March 28, 2014


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30 Photos of Ai Shinozaki, Insanely Sexy Japanese Model/Singer

Ai Shinozaki is basically the Japanese Kate Upton, and by that I mean she has massive breasts, a beautiful, doll-like face, and I love to watch her dance even though she can't dance that well.

By:|March 27, 2014