The Morning Jolt: Free Energy
I've never heard of this stuff which is clearly knocking off red Bull, but I want some now.
By:Ian Fortey|May 16, 2012
How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)
So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolutely none of it.
By:Ian Fortey|May 15, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Comedy Hate Mail
The only explanation I have for why I keep posting stand up vids is that a stand up comedian used to work here. I dunno, this stuff makes me laugh. Plus "porking" is made reference to. Funny.
By:Ian Fortey|May 15, 2012
The Walking Carl: Chapter 7
Took a walk into the deep woods last night and you’re not going to believe this, I met someone! Not like zombie Stephen Hawking either, I found a real dude in a house. His name is Ben, he’s in the attic of this old farm house that’s half boarded up. I guess it was overrun by zombies a while ago, but seems pretty empty now.
By:Ian Fortey|May 14, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Crazy Pajama Drum Man
No idea what else to call this, but watch this crazy, hipster dude tear up the drums with some street performers. Then presumably go home and drink peyote tea.
By:Ian Fortey|May 14, 2012
Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen: May 11th
Last week we gave a strong recommendation to the Avengers, sight unseen, and it made more money in its opening weekend than Canada has made in its entire history as a beaver-producing township. This indicates we have pretty stunning precognitive powers, at least when it comes to the potential awesomeness of film and also totally validates the existence of this feature appearing every week on Holy Taco.
By:Ian Fortey|May 11, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Johnny Knoxville in Germany
This is an old one but man, watching a man cry is always a little bit funny.
By:Ian Fortey|May 11, 2012
5 Things Your Girlfriend Says and What They Really Mean
Sometimes it's hard to tell what a woman means when she says something. So we made some translations.
By:Ian Fortey|May 10, 2012
The Morning Jolt: More Like Awesome
The fact this seriously made me laugh is why it needs to be seen. Its pretty stupid though.
By:Ian Fortey|May 10, 2012
6 Examples of Scumbag Fine Print
Fine print exists because of assholes. People who legally need to let you know something but really don’t want you to know something because it’s ridiculous put it in tiny print where you’re not likely to ever notice it. Many times it’s just mundane details, sometimes it’s absolutely preposterous.
By:Ian Fortey|May 9, 2012
How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones
So, you want to produce an epic fantasy series of books/HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter and whatever that silliness that L. Ron Hubbard wrote was about. Don’t believe the hype that it was sci fi. We should all know fantasy when we see it. No time to explain that joke, on to the next paragraph.
By:Ian Fortey|May 8, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Hilarious in Norway
This is Norwegian comedian Daniel Simonsen. His act is pretty funny, but the delivery is fantastic. Yes, I realize no one likes watching stand up comedy online.
By:Ian Fortey|May 8, 2012
The Walking Carl: Chapter 6
Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised. Not just because it’s so much porn, but because they apparently still publish porn in magazine form. Or they used to, anyway. I guess no one around here had wi fi.
By:Ian Fortey|May 7, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Security System
Seems like maybe this dude just opened up shop in a bad neighborhood, if all of this is really necessary.
By:Ian Fortey|May 7, 2012
Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 4th
Yes, this is Silver Screen Scoop, but we talked it over with the janitorial staff in the office and no one liked that name as it really didn’t cut to the heart of the fact that we’re just reviewing movies based on what commercials made us think. Anyway, for the May 4th weekend, we’ve got some winners for you. Let’s review!
By:Ian Fortey|May 4, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Russian News
Don't speak Russian? It's cool. Just watch for about 27 seconds.
By:Ian Fortey|May 4, 2012
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