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‘Somersault Kissing’ Is Basically China’s Version of Daggering

Teenagers in China care not for the dagger — they have their own high-impact stunt-humping called "somersault kissing," and it's kind of awesome.

By:|April 23, 2014


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Selfie-Kid Who Got Booted in Face by Train Conductor to Get Rich Off Own Stupidity

I'm sure you've all heard about Jared Michael Frank, this friggin' dork who got kicked in the head by a train conductor while trying to take a selfie in Peru.

By:|April 22, 2014


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Family’s Easter Egg Hunt Interrupted by Skydiver Falling to His Death

Hey, so how was everybody's Easter? Did you spend some quality time with family? Did you reflect on the resurrection of Jesus Christ and eat chocolate bunnies and stuff? Did you watch a skydiver plummet to his death in front of you?

By:|April 21, 2014


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Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Penis, Leaps From Second Story Balcony in Failed Suicide Attempt

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN KANYE?!!

By:|April 17, 2014


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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

By:|April 17, 2014


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Man Sends Hitman to Kill Wife, Wife Beats Hitman With Claw-Hammer Then Chokes Him to Death [#happyendings]

"My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense — the claw end would work the best," Walters said. "His last words on this earth were 'you're strong,'"

By:|April 15, 2014


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Five Video Game Weapons More Terrifying Than the Navy’s New Electromagnetic Rail Gun

The Navy's new electromagnetic railgun may be a terrifying piece of ingenuity, but it's got nothing on the weapons of mass destruction dreamed up by video game enthusiasts each and every day.

By:|April 15, 2014


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Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

By:|April 14, 2014


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Classic Crush: 31 Photos of Betty Brosmer, Legendary Pin-Up Girl

Betty Brosmer might be the most famous model you've never heard of.

By:|April 13, 2014


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Eight Classic Guy Movies That Should Be Turned Into Broadway Musicals

If Rocky can be somehow turned into a musical, it might open the floodgates for other classic guy movies to be Broadway-bound. Because on Broadway, anything is possible...

By:|April 10, 2014


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Remembering The Ultimate Warrior: The Wrestling Legend’s All-Time Greatest Promos

No cause of death has been released, but if we were to wager a guess, we’d go with “Epic motorcycle volcano accident.”

By:|April 9, 2014


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Insane, Topless White Woman Destroys McDonald’s in Florida With Her Bare Hands

Honestly, this broad is like Blanka taking apart a sedan.

By:|April 8, 2014


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Six TV Series Finales That Were Worse Than ‘How I Met Your Mother’

Unfortunately, not every show can stick the landing like Breaking Bad.

By:|April 8, 2014


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Paulina Gretzky’s Golf Digest Cover Draws Hate From Lady-Golfers

Do sexy women have any place in golf, or golf-related reading materials? The debate rages on.

By:|April 4, 2014


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Actual Chupacabra Captured Alive in Texas, You Guys

It's not a dog. It's not a raccoon. By process of elimination, it is El Chupacabra.

By:|April 4, 2014


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Five Things That Would Shock FOX News Reporters Even More Than Spring Break

Kids drinking to get drunk and not just to catch a buzz? Public indecency? People smoking marijuanas? RELEASE OUR CHILDREN FROM YOUR GRASP, OH MIGHTY SATAN.

By:|April 3, 2014


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Eight Guinness World Records That Will Never Get You Laid

For every cool world record, there’s a load of crappy ones that can only make the recipient and their mama proud. Here are just a few.

By:|April 2, 2014


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PopHangover Presents: The Funniest Resume Fails Ever

Putting together a resume is never easy. Ideally you want to summarize your experience, relevant skills, and the kind of job you're looking for, while avoiding any mentions of, say, your allegiance to the Third Reich. Indeed, it can be a delicate balancing act.

By:|April 2, 2014


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Meanwhile, In Japan: BABYMETAL is a Thing You Need to See Now

What you're about to see is not only a thing, but a thing that sells out stadiums and has been the No.1 top album on the US, UK and Canada iTunes Heavy Metal chart for weeks now.

By:|April 2, 2014


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21 Photos of Women With Wild Animals

There's a dreamy, fairy-tale quality to these photos that makes them a little surreal, and very compelling. (I mean, it's not like we're normally into photos of girls with animals or anything. Okay? *clears browser history*.

By:|April 1, 2014