If you think people in Japan are spending all their time screwing each other, well, you’re wrong. According to fleshbot.com:
One-quarter of married couples in Japan have had no sex in the past year, a survey showed.
Sex is particularly elusive as people grow older, with the study finding that 37.3 percent of Japanese married couples in their 50s were not having sex.
There was no comparable data for other countries but earlier surveys by condom manufacturer Durex has put Japan among the world’s least sexually active nations.
After doing a little research, I came up with a few reasons why the Japanese folk aren’t getting it on as much as they should:
1. Sex is on the list of things that dishonors your ancestors and brings shame upon your family. Also on that list: not getting into Harvard, losing your job, and giving birth to a daughter.
2. White American businessmen’s “Asian fetish” and the sex tourism industry leave no Asian women for Asian men.
3. Seeing your wife in a bukkakke video kinda kills the mood.
4. While American men use their knowledge of baseball to prolong sexual intercourse, Asian men use their knowledge of baseball to make sure no one wants to have sex with them.
5. Many Asian women fear the fabled myth known as Godzilla Penis..