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10 Helpful Warning Signs

Warning signs let you know when a floor is slippery, or falling rocks are nearby, and that’s great. But there are lots of things to watch out for in life, and if we had a few more warning signs to help us, it might make our existence go a little smoother.

11 Responses to "10 Helpful Warning Signs"

  1. sherry says:

    that big a$$ titties one… i wonder if i can get away with putting that on the cubicle of the fake boob chick in the office without being sentenced to two weeks of diversity and sensitivity training.

  2. Tyler says:

    The Big titties sign…..not needed…..My DNA has programmed me to search out, notice, and oggle big titties at all times

    If you walk into a place and don’t notice the big titties until you read a &*^%ing sign…..then you sir…should move to San Francisco…or Coral Gables, FL (home of the Miami Hurricanes)….Go Gators.

    and yes, I went a little overboard on the (dots)………..

    I like them, they are a far underused form of punctuation.

  3. Dom says:

    Man I wish I had that Some Prostitutes Have Penises one last weekend. My ass is still hurtin’.

  4. Michael says:

    shitty flute solo…..there is no such thing

  5. Rough Johnson says:

    To Michaels comment….I believe that is the only kind of flute solo…shitty…and pansy….and lame

  6. Josh says:

    I printed out some of these. I’m going to carry them with me incase I run into such a situation.

  7. JAYMZ says:

    WARNING: Previous Page Features Jan Terri Video

  8. Pratik says:

    Shouldn’t the seventh one be this…

    OPPORTUNITY! There is a guy taking a dump in a public restroom who is also on the phone… have your body make the loudest most obscene noise ASAP.

  9. Anonymous says:

    michaels reffering to pan-flute

  10. matt pilot says:

    you forgot
    your parents will walk in on you listening to that song and slightly question your sexuality until your 26.

  11. Buddy Ice says:

    Rough Johnson, tell that to the boys of Jethro Tull you chump.