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Dear Satan,
Perhaps I’m missing something here, but, since I like to be up front and honest…might as well ask:
It seems we had an agreement, but, apparently, by the looks/sounds of these letters…you’re cutting me some slack. Maybe its the dearth of evil people out there. Evil doesn’t seem to command the premium it once did. More than likely, it’s your sick sense of humor.
Thanks in advance for letting go of my soul. I’ll be sure to pay that back in spades by getting you some dumb backwater folk to follow me, then detour ‘em right to you? I’ll even throw in Sarah Palin…what? Already got her? Ok, but still my deal is sweet.
Sound good? All I need is verification that you are truly freeing my soul from our “15mins-of-fame” contract and we’ll be good to go.
Let’s do breakfast…I start taping at 10am.
The banker who catched all those little birds
I DEFINATLY told a huge pike about their whereabouts about 3 minutes after you dropped them off in the river, crispy hoisin duck for us!
thanks
And a “purple monkey dishwasher” to you too!
From Satan:
Hey Bernie, WTF? You said you were going to do it and you did it? I gotta give you kudos for that. I mean Jesus F***ing Christ, you stole more money than a fleet of tractor trailer trucks could cart away. I used to think Johnie (Dilliger) was good, but DAMN!
Anyways, I heard that you’ve retired. I’ll see you soon! I’m working on a deal to get Charlie off the hook and get these things called Made Off scandals.
No, I think they are really letters from the devil.
Fake.
Buldog dog videos with sexy hot bitches
Jesus Christ here to see satan
well cory, fuck off and such… heres to ramen noodles and boxed wine. not sure if u ever wrote anything but if u did i bet it was (huh) well any way good luck.
well to be fair, the costs of food and beverages are enough to accrue a small mortgage, so i guess the term “house my ass” would actually fit.
^^ EPIC WIN
Your last day. Satan. No mention of Ben Affleck. Douche. The wrong Cory died.
“house his ass” ?
Oooh, I came. Thanks guys
You’re so cool! Thank you, Mr. DICtionary, you’ve saved the day!
I thought that Brown Recluse Spiders and Satan were the same person.
Did you mean to say “Clears Throat”?
Learn how to form a coherent sentence genius
LOL Frank Caliendo sucks balls… Hold on I’m going do my Frank Caliendo impression:…
mmhmm *clears through*
“Hi I’m Frank Caliendo and I suck balls.”
Thank you the end
Even Southpark’s gay Satan is less pussy than your Satan. Way to go out with a whimper, Cory.
No worries Satan, we can totally hook you up. We get all our lessons from Obama and the Democrats.
change is scary, huh.
*Cue Chris Crocker*
LEAVE SATAN ALONE!
He’s the only reason anybody knows my name!
He’s the only reason the whole world doesn’t just get into one really long line and take turn beating my whiny ass…
LEAVE SATAN ALONE! He’s a good daddy?
No, I thought so too, but if you look close…they look a little photoshoped.
Those 3 comments were as funny as the article.
No, totally fake. Satan would know cursive.