Announcing a football game is hard work. You have to watch the game and talk about what's going on, and you don't even get to pound beer and Doritos while you're doing it. It's just too damn stressful up in the booth. That's why football announcers are always dropping F-bombs and saying really racist and/or homophobic things. Here are 10 Awesome Football Announcer F*ck-Ups:
Well, It Was Kinda Gay
Terry Bradshaw Drops a Super Bowl F-Bomb
A Golden Shower
Douche McAllister
Take That, Whoopi Goldberg!
Rippin' On a Biggin'
Britney Spears
Seattle F-Bomb
Lee Corso Just Yells "F*ck!"
Joe Namath is Drunk
BONUS:ESPN Making Fun of the Hot Dog Eating Contest
yeah slaping each other on the ass every time they do a good play it's only for the though mans, why do you fucking morons call it football anyway? are you fucking mental? you kick the "ball" 12 times tops in all the game
OK, so his mom doesn't want to fuck you anymore, so the next step is to beat off your kid brother? Interesting that you saw that as your only available option.
New internet comment-board rule: anyone posting "F#RST" as the main body of their comment gets randomly moved down 20-30 spots. Then they can look EVEN MORE STUPID!!!
Bradshaw said "buckethead". If you need to convince yourself that he swore- and that swearing alone makes it funny- you need to stop breathing through your mouth and go back to watching Nascar.
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
TV and radio
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them .....
Oh my god!! What have I just said??"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's
that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this."
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:46 am
FIRST...who the hell watches football neways?
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
you make another comment like that again im going to find you and enject aids into your body, got me sport?
September 22nd, 2009 at 02:08 pm
*inject?
September 22nd, 2009 at 02:19 pm
Oh dear, aids must make you cranky...
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
try... THE ENTIRE FUCKING USofA! Biggest goddamn sport in the country.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!! W0000TTTTT
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:55 pm
If you meant soccer, then you have it right, otmshank. Anyone who watches that fuckin pussy-ass shit is a penisless fucktard.
December 16th, 2009 at 06:11 am
yeah slaping each other on the ass every time they do a good play it's only for the though mans, why do you fucking morons call it football anyway? are you fucking mental? you kick the "ball" 12 times tops in all the game
January 23rd, 2010 at 11:46 am
because your a fuckin nigger
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
FIRST!
September 22nd, 2009 at 03:11 pm
Fail.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
you forgot the grandaddy of them all ... Howard Cosell on MNF.
September 22nd, 2009 at 03:37 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 03:47 pm
Ninth!
September 22nd, 2009 at 03:51 pm
"Run you monkey, run!" Howard Cosell.
September 22nd, 2009 at 04:23 pm
they weren't making fun of the hot dog eating contest.
did you even watch the video?
September 22nd, 2009 at 05:03 pm
Bradshaw said "That big bucket head" not "fuckin head"
September 22nd, 2009 at 05:06 pm
There's no way he said "bucket head." He said "fuckin head." Now shut up and quit ruining the funny shit for the rest of us. Fucker.
September 22nd, 2009 at 06:26 pm
No, actually, he said bucket head. Now shut your pie hole and go back to jerking off your little brother.
September 23rd, 2009 at 09:31 am
The only reason I'm jerking off my little brother is because your mom couldn't take anymore of of my sweet sugar stick in her cunt cream.
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:56 pm
OK, so his mom doesn't want to fuck you anymore, so the next step is to beat off your kid brother? Interesting that you saw that as your only available option.
September 24th, 2009 at 11:23 am
WTF? That comeback isn't even funny or deserving of being in this thread.
September 28th, 2009 at 07:28 pm
That's true of all your posts, choad-stool.
September 22nd, 2009 at 06:15 pm
New internet comment-board rule: anyone posting "F#RST" as the main body of their comment gets randomly moved down 20-30 spots. Then they can look EVEN MORE STUPID!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 07:12 pm
omg, you used bold AND italics, i just came
September 23rd, 2009 at 05:54 am
Bradshaw said "buckethead". If you need to convince yourself that he swore- and that swearing alone makes it funny- you need to stop breathing through your mouth and go back to watching Nascar.
September 23rd, 2009 at 09:29 am
I can't see the videos and this stupid site has no help option...or info on video viewer specifications. Does anyone know what I need????
September 23rd, 2009 at 09:32 am
You can start by shutting the fuck up.
September 23rd, 2009 at 01:55 pm
how about a new computer or some better internetz you cocksucker
September 26th, 2009 at 08:22 am
you guys really aren't too good at sh*t talkin
September 27th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
I'm sure you'd have something better to say, but you can't talk with a cock in your mouth.
September 28th, 2009 at 09:02 am
Not that funny. There has to be better stuff out there than the occasional f-bomb.
October 24th, 2009 at 05:35 pm
you guys comments are the funniest
September 28th, 2009 at 09:17 am
the saints clip ... he said deuce ... how pathetic can you be
September 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
TV and radio
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them .....
Oh my god!! What have I just said??"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's
that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this."
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
October 17th, 2009 at 10:19 am
pretty sure Bradshaw says Bucket head
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