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10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

Announcing a football game is hard work.  You have to watch the game and talk about what’s going on, and you don’t even get to pound beer and Doritos while you’re doing it.  It’s just too damn stressful up in the booth. That’s why football announcers are always dropping F-bombs and saying really racist and/or homophobic things.  Here are 10 Awesome Football Announcer F*ck-Ups:
 
Well, It Was Kinda Gay
 
 
Terry Bradshaw Drops a Super Bowl F-Bomb
 
A Golden Shower
 

Douche McAllister
 
Take That, Whoopi Goldberg!
 
 
Rippin’ On a Biggin’
 
Britney Spears
 
Seattle F-Bomb
 
Lee Corso Just Yells "F*ck!"
  
Joe Namath is Drunk
 
 
 
BONUS: ESPN Making Fun of the Hot Dog Eating Contest
 
 

37 Responses to "10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups"

  1. dallastj says:

    I can’t see the videos and this stupid site has no help option…or info on video viewer specifications. Does anyone know what I need????

  2. ShakeThatBear says:

    You can start by shutting the fuck up.

  3. p says:

    how about a new computer or some better internetz you cocksucker

  4. blklemming says:

    you guys really aren’t too good at sh*t talkin

  5. ShakeThatBear says:

    I’m sure you’d have something better to say, but you can’t talk with a cock in your mouth.

  6. Lars1459 says:

    Not that funny. There has to be better stuff out there than the occasional f-bomb.

  7. Chris says:

    the saints clip … he said deuce … how pathetic can you be

  8. dave UK says:

    12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
    TV and radio

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
    Gibson comes inside of him.”

    3. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – “This is really a lovely
    horse. I once rode her mother.”

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – “Ah, isn’t
    that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
    Oxford crew.”

    5. US PGA Commentator – “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
    playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
    balls and kisses them …..

    Oh my god!! What have I just said??”

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team
    Live’ said: “You’d eat beaver if you could get it.”

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
    snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So Bob, where’s
    that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to
    leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
    hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better
    today after a 69 yesterday.”

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
    “There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
    this.”

    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: “Stephen
    Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
    astronomer for warmth during BBC1′s UK eclipse coverage remarked: “They
    seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in
    his shorts.”

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
    Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some weeks Nick likes to
    use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

  9. Jmoney says:

    pretty sure Bradshaw says Bucket head

  10. h1n1 says:

    you guys comments are the funniest

  11. otmshank says:

    FIRST…who the hell watches football neways?

  12. Anonymous says:

    you make another comment like that again im going to find you and enject aids into your body, got me sport?

  13. cats says:

    *inject?

  14. Football is played with the foot says:

    Oh dear, aids must make you cranky…

  15. MrKillson says:

    try… THE ENTIRE FUCKING USofA! Biggest goddamn sport in the country.

  16. scroo pplz that hate football says:

    HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!! W0000TTTTT

  17. A. Nell Fisher says:

    If you meant soccer, then you have it right, otmshank. Anyone who watches that fuckin pussy-ass shit is a penisless fucktard.

  18. football... not handball says:

    yeah slaping each other on the ass every time they do a good play it’s only for the though mans, why do you fucking morons call it football anyway? are you fucking mental? you kick the “ball” 12 times tops in all the game

  19. soccer is fo pussies says:

    because your a fuckin nigger

  20. pedosopher says:

    FIRST!

  21. Truthsayer says:

    Fail.

  22. noahaction says:

    you forgot the grandaddy of them all … Howard Cosell on MNF.

  23. Squirtle says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!

  24. nerd says:

    Ninth!

  25. Feldwebel Wolfenstool says:

    “Run you monkey, run!” Howard Cosell.

  26. asdasdasd says:

    they weren’t making fun of the hot dog eating contest.

    did you even watch the video?

  27. Eric says:

    Bradshaw said “That big bucket head” not “fuckin head”

  28. ShakeThatBear says:

    There’s no way he said “bucket head.” He said “fuckin head.” Now shut up and quit ruining the funny shit for the rest of us. Fucker.

  29. Nunya says:

    No, actually, he said bucket head. Now shut your pie hole and go back to jerking off your little brother.

  30. ShakeThatBear says:

    The only reason I’m jerking off my little brother is because your mom couldn’t take anymore of of my sweet sugar stick in her cunt cream.

  31. A. Nell Fisher says:

    OK, so his mom doesn’t want to fuck you anymore, so the next step is to beat off your kid brother? Interesting that you saw that as your only available option.

  32. ShakeThatBear says:

    WTF? That comeback isn’t even funny or deserving of being in this thread.

  33. A. Nell Fisher says:

    That’s true of all your posts, choad-stool.

  34. FrankleeMiDeer says:

    New internet comment-board rule: anyone posting “F#RST” as the main body of their comment gets randomly moved down 20-30 spots. Then they can look EVEN MORE STUPID!!!

  35. langevin punjab says:

    omg, you used bold AND italics, i just came

  36. Open your ears says:

    Bradshaw said “buckethead”. If you need to convince yourself that he swore- and that swearing alone makes it funny- you need to stop breathing through your mouth and go back to watching Nascar.

  37. David says:

    I would enjoy finding a clip of Howard Cosell’s comments.

    Howard Cosell DID NOT say “Look at that little monkey run” when he was referring to Redskins wide receiver Alvint Garrett. Cosell made this remark 11 years earlier in 1972 in reference to a play by Kansas City Chiefs Mike Adamle. It was 1983 on Monday Night Football when Cosell made his comment about Alvin Garrett which was “That little monkey gets loose doesn’t he.”