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10 New Haircuts Joe Biden Should Try

Joe Biden is a pretty crazy dude, and we think it’s time he got a haircut that reflects that.  Here are some possibilities:
 
The Classic Cornrows
 
The Richard Simmons
 
The Lime Green Mohawk
 
The Kanye
 

The Emo Swoop
 
The Kennedy

The Ellen DeGeneres
 
The Willie Nelson
 
The Mad Scientist
 
The Hitler (it’s gotta make a come back sometime!)
 

28 Responses to "10 New Haircuts Joe Biden Should Try"

  1. Holy Bearded Taco says:

    Joe Biden as Richard Simmons = Bob Ross

    “Happy little hairplugs”

  2. DOLEMITE says:

    i love the red dot from a sniper laser target on the kennedy

  3. The Donald says:

    How about my haircut?

  4. 2008 Taxes says:

    This hair Photoshopping is a big focking deal.

  5. Earl says:

    Oh I don`t know….I think he would look comfortable and at home in his natural hairstyle….”The Bozo”

    LOLOLOL

  6. Needs Therapy says:

    Joe Biden reminds me of that kid in 3rd grade that never got picked when we chose up sides for sports….one team or the other HAD to take him….he was just a walking fuck-up, and we were all just sure Mr. Tatum, the gym teacher, was punking him.

  7. if they voted yes vote them out says:

    the last do fits obama much more!!

  8. Andrew X says:

    That ‘Emo’ pretty much makes him ‘Unfrozen Caveman Veep’.

  9. taco lover says:

    Like the first one but give him reptillian eyes and give a press conference that aliens are here to take over the world

  10. jcscuba says:

    Damn, he’d look great in a KSM as well, great job, glad I found your site.

  11. Donald Keydicks says:

    I do not approve of this conversation.

  12. Ann T Christ says:

    Donkeyxote has taught you well young jedi

  13. justin says:
    You don’t suck donkey dicks. You gently caress them until they explode on your face. You should know that.
  14. Holy Taco Sux. says:

    Holy Taco sucks donkey dicks.

  15. Ann T Christ says:

    By the way… I wish Donkey would let me caress his tiny little dick until it detonates that gooey juice all over my face.

    BAM!!!!!!

  16. e says:

    you mean that one z? yeah, that must have put you over… moron.

  17. mike hock says:

    I knew it’d be those extra z’s

  18. mike hock says:

    the classic FIRRRSSSTTT sliznuuuts

  19. Dennis Rodman says:

    What about my haircut?

  20. Jack says:

    I’ve always thought that the Hitler did make a comeback, in the form of the Emo Swoop.

  21. Judas WOods says:

    Wow that Kanye looks good on him, as does the Willie Nelson LOL

    Lou
    http://www.ultimate-privacy.net.tc

  22. Sinead O'Conner says:

    What about my haircut?

  23. John Edwards says:

    What about my haircut?

  24. SkylineRecords says:

    The classic cornrows would be silky smoove.

    FTFY

  25. BuggerOff! says:

    First, the classic cornrows would be silky smooth.

  26. Rod Blagojevich says:

    what about my haircut?


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