10 Other Policies That Have to be Repealed Along With Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

The military wasn’t the only institution that didn’t want to get mixed up in your sex life.  But now that soldiers are free to be openly gay, a lot of other places have to drop their policies about employee and member lifestyle as well.

1. Abercrombie & Fitch is repealing its Don’t Squirt on a Shirt policy
2. Wal Mart will now formally dismiss its Don’t Let Your Poverty Bother Me policy
3. BoA will drop its No Wanking While Banking rule
4. BP’s controversial Environment Schmenvironment policy will be amended
5. First started in the JFK administration, the White House’s In Yer Intern policy is being removed.
6. FEMA will reevaluate its We’ll Get Your Home Back Unless You’re Black procedure
7. The Catholic Church will repeal its If you Tell Your Parents You’ll Burn in Hell policy.
8. The Palin family will repeal their C’mon Baby! Just The Tip… policy
9. Most trailer parks will be reviewing their If You Get Starla/Crystal/Cheyenne/ Lexus Pregnant You Have to Marry Her policy
10. Holy Taco will continue its I Don’t Care if it’s Not Funny, Post it Anyway editorial strategy