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10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

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They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes to seeing old people naked, I’ll take a pass. I’m not sure who watches this stuff, much less why. But somebody must. Why else would they make it? I know this is America (at least for the next few years), so to each his own. But even so, gross.

Please note that as best I can tell, the information I’m presenting is accurate. That being said, I wouldn’t use it as a source for a term paper. And to all the *ssholes who are about to call me out in the comment section for “not doing my research,” good for you. I’m glad your knowledge of old-withered genitals is superior to mine. You win!

And with that, here are 10 porn stars over the age of 50.

Nina Hartley – 51
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OK, I know I said a lot of these actors are gross. But Nina Hartley is the exception. I’m not saying she’s preferable to a younger woman, but if I, or more importantly, my girlfriend, looks half as good as her at 51, I’ll be thrilled. Plus, Nina has been around the business forever. She’s also extremely smart and well adjusted, which explains why she hasn’t OD’ed on heroine or driven her car into a pole. So here’s to you, Nina. May you live another 51 years.

But, if you do make it that long, stop doing porn at 55…seriously.

Ron Jeremy – 57
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Adding Ron Jeremy to this list is almost pointless. The guy’s a legend, and he looks pretty much the same as he always has, aside from being a little fatter and grayer. Perhaps it’s unfair, but male actors have the edge when it comes to aging, at least since the invention of Viagra. I’m not saying old dudes in pornos aren’t gross, but to me, all dudes in pornos are gross, so I don’t really notice the difference. I’d prefer they weren’t there at all. If only someone could think of a way to make a porno without guys in it. Ah well, a guy can dream.

Dave Cummings – 70

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As far as I can tell, David Cummings is the oldest active male Pornstar in the U.S. Good for him. But if he wants to be the oldest in the world, he’s going to need to whack an old Japanese dude. Just to be clear, by "whack" I mean kill. He didn’t start “acting” until he was 55. It sure beats sitting around the Elks lodge or playing shuffleboard.

Rod Fontana – 58

Rod Fontana is in the AVN Hall of Fame. Someday, I hope to visit that place. Unfortunately, Rod retired in 2007, but I’ve included him anyway because he is supposedly now studying to become a priest in the Episcopal Church. Granted, that info comes from Wikipedia, but damn it, I want to believe.

Shigeo Tokuda – 76
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Shigeo Tokuda is the oldest porn star I could find. Notice I said “star.” I’m sure somewhere in this sick world there’s an even older senile woman unknowingly turning tricks on a webcam with a man she thinks is Fatty Arbuckle.

Fun fact: Tokuda was born before the start of WWII.

Funner Fact:  Bucackee rhymes with Nagasaki…sort of. Whatever, they shot my Grandma’s brother.

De’Bella – 54
DeBella

At age 34, Jewel De’Nyle is already retired from the world of porn. Her 54-year-old mother, De’Bella, didn’t get started until she was 50. To be honest, I think the last time De’Bella performed was 2008, but that’s recent enough to warrant a mention.

In an interview, her husband claimed to be OK with his wife’s career because “She’s doing it for the right reasons.” I suppose wanting to get corn-holed by a bunch of random dudes is as good a reason as any. If only my girlfriend was that understanding…I‘m talking about the sex part, not the dudes…never mind.

Desi Foxx – 50
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At the age of 50, Desi Foxx just barley makes the list. And much like Nina Hartley, she’s looking good for her age. Unfortunately, she’ll be the last woman on this list who can make that claim. Here’s a fun fact: Desi has developed a following among African-American porn lovers, as evidenced by her role in last year’s Shorty Iz F*ckin’ Yo Mama 4.

Blue Iris – 62
Blue Iris Howard Stern

Blue Iris was a porn star and a regular on The Howard Stern Show. Unfortunately, she died last year at the age of 62. But I’ll always remember the good times, like when she accidentally rode the Sybian without an attachment, which means she was basically sitting on a screw. If you don’t know what a Sybian is, just forget I said anything. I wish I could forget.

Bea Cummings – 67
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According to a website called plusmilfs.com (don’t go there), Bea Cummings (Any realtion to David Cummings?) is 67-years old. I’m going to trust them on that. They also claim that she recently filmed her first three-some, proving you’re never too old to try something new.

Denise Hardman – 70
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According to a site called grandmaaudrey.com (don’t go there) Denise Hardman is "horny and needs a c*** really bad." After watching 20 seconds of her video to grab a screen shot, I need a barf bag and an eyeball scrubbing. One site mistakenly had her age listed as 40. Yeah, maybe in vampire years.

 

28 Responses to "10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50"

  1. The Representative says:

    Please google “dick ants” for more educational reading.

  2. Anon Y Mous says:

    For the record, Ron Jeremy was gross before he was old.

  3. Jo Deeson says:

    Ewwwwwwww, thats just downright GROSS Holy Taco, WTF??

    http://www.privacy-resources.edu.tc

  4. mrfantastic says:

    Um…ew.

  5. H8er says:

    “…driven her car into a poll”

    Do you mean a voting booth, or a pole? Another question; if you’re so disgusted by this topic why even write about it? I’m sure you could have come up with something just as good, but maybe less gross. Like “10 Porn Stars That Were Born In The Month Of December In Even Numbered Years”.

  6. Jame Gumb says:
    Sorry, I still have to proof. I am running late and still getting the pictures up. I was writing a really hard-htting article on Robocop for another site, and I fell behind.
     
    And the reason I write about crap like this is cause I care.
  7. Wilford Brimley's Monkey says:

    I was thinking Pool. who knows though.

    Also “Maybe in vampire years”

    classic.

  8. H8er says:

    Interesting. So is it pole or pool Jam(i)e?

  9. Jame Gumb says:
    I went with Pole as in Polsih person.
  10. H8er says:

    And here I was going to point out another mistake, but it seems Polsih are an ethnic group, that Apprentley like to fish.

    Contact Details:
    Polsih Fishing Association
    Jurowiecka 33
    15-101 Bialystok
    Poland
    Tel: (+48-85) 6752556

    http://www.worldtourismdirectory.com/adresse-37484-infos.htm

  11. Jame Gumb says:
    1. That’s awesome!
     
    2. The "a" in "apparently" should not be capitalized.
  12. H8er says:

    Sorry, didn’t get a chance to proof read. I was checking out this great article about Robo Cop on another web site.

  13. Jame Gumb says:
    Did it have any grammatical errors or misspellings?
  14. Ferocious Beast says:

    I like some of Bea Cummings work. A real pro

  15. Ian Fortey says:
    I want to party with all these people.  It will smell of Ben Gay, Werther’s, zinfandel and lube. 
  16. Jame Gumb says:
    Much like our staff meetings. And our "staff meetings."
  17. MexicanAmerican says:

    Thank You holy taco , ever sense you introduced me to red tube, and youjizz, my porn experience is way more awesome.
    however i should be saying FUCK YOU, for introducing me to those sites. oh welll ^.^

  18. TheFlintSkinny says:

    Xvideos FTW!

  19. jelly roll says:

    Amatuers! All of you. Tubegalore.com will change your life. Think of any category of porn that gives you a chubb…they have it!! Thank me after you’ve thrown into a sock 17 times in one day while on that site.

  20. howardsternspenis says:

    RIP Blue Iris…her prank phone calls on stern were the best. the one where shes getting dog fucked on the car and her teeth fall in the radiator….classic

  21. dat dude says:

    i have some some serious googling to do tonite. wife & kids are getting a little extra ingridient in their soda for dinner. thank u Niquil & k.y jelly

  22. Al says:

    Blue Iris is dead. RIP.