10 Things I Wish Tim Tebow Put On His Eye Black

January 9th, 2009 | 09:25 am
Tim Tebow, golden boy quarterback for the 2008 NCAA champion Florida Gators is a pretty big Bible thumper. As most sports fans know, he likes to use his eye black as a platform to let us know about important passages from the Good Book. But, after a full season is seeing Job this and Isiah that, I was really hoping he'd put something a little more interesting under his eyes. He didn't. So, I did.
 
10. Big Titties
 
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9. I Heart Satan
 
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8. Stoops Is Queer
 
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7. OMG LOL
 
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6. I'm A Virgin
 
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5. Bad In The NFL
 
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4. Circumcision
 
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3. No Fat Chicks
 
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2. God Hates (Penalty) Flags
 
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1. Suck My Balls
 
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All photos credited to Lynne Sladky.
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54 Responses to "10 Things I Wish Tim Tebow Put On His Eye Black"

  1. Go Noles Says:

    I love some good old-fashioned college football rivalry!

    People shouldn't get so offended by what people say about Tebow though! Chill out, Tebow-lovers, it's a rivalry. This is what happens. I'm pretty sure when he signed up to play for UF he knew he would be hated by half the state, the same way that Noles players know that. It has nothing to do with anything personal, religious, or anything other than football.

    Love and kisses,
    A loyal Seminole who hates Tebow-the-Player with a fiery passion but makes no claim to know anything about Tebow-the-Dude.

    (See? All in bad natured rivalry-fun!)

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I'm a gator and I love FSU players... For sucking so bad.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    this is really kind of sad how obsessed you all have become to this stupid topic. he can put whatever he wants there and it shouldnt be of anyone elses concern what he believes in. its fine to tease and such but dont waste so much time on someting so trivial. seriously

  4. imagenius Says:

    the bible was writen by men.. dead men.. not like they were dead when they were writing it.. with boney fingers and all.. they weren't mummies or anything.. or mommies for that matter.. women didn't get to write in the bible.. they were too dumb to read and write back then.. not much has changed since those days.. but back to the topic.. so they were alive when they wrote it.. but since then they've died.. but abraham lived for like 700 years or something.. why was he so special?.. but anyways who gives a flying fuck???

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