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10 Things Patti Stanger the Millionaire Matchmaker Kinda Looks Like

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Don;t know who Patti Stanger is?  Check our Douchebag Tournament!  Or just accept she claims to be a millionaire matchmaker who’s ultra successful at helping millionaires hookup on her awful reality show, only no one ever stays together on her show, and she’s single herself, and she’s a shrill, obnoxious troll of a human.  But what is it she reminds me of…

Chyna

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cathy

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