A massive swarm of butt ugly cicadas has emerged from their sinister underground slumber, much like mummies and Pennywise the Clown, only with more feet. Cicadas, with their giant eyes and wings, are servants of the Dark Lord, despite the fact they don’t bite or sting or really do much of anything except be gross. But more important than that is the fact cicadas sleep for 13 years at a time and that means this swarm last experienced life in 1998. Won’t they be surprised by how much the world’s changed! Ha ha…ahh. Bugs. Gross.