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11 Cicadas from 1998 Check Out 2011

Ian Fortey
posted 05/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

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A massive swarm of butt ugly cicadas has emerged from their sinister underground slumber, much like mummies and Pennywise the Clown, only with more feet. Cicadas, with their giant eyes and wings, are servants of the Dark Lord, despite the fact they don’t bite or sting or really do much of anything except be gross.  But more important than that is the fact cicadas sleep for 13 years at a time and that means this swarm last experienced life in 1998.  Won’t they be surprised by how much the world’s changed!  Ha ha…ahh.  Bugs.  Gross.

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3 Responses to "11 Cicadas from 1998 Check Out 2011"

  1. Tater says:
    May 11, 2011 at 8:09 am

    Those damn things are loud as hell. Kind of clumsy too… when one flies by your head it’s like buzzing the tower from Top Gun.

  2. Mexican Jesus says:
    May 11, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    I mean. . . . I try to masturbate to the new stuff but. . . it’s no use. I need at least the hint of boob or vagina or even boob and penis. Boob and penis? That does sound awesome. I mean, I’m not gay and it’s cool if you are but I’m definitely NOT. It’s just kind of cool to see a huge thick hanging dick now and then you know? Anyway, thanks for the stupid bug segment HT, totally “Cutting Edge” material.

  3. DonkeyXote says:
    May 11, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    I swear the one with the Iraq bubble is smiling.


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