15 Things Crystal Harris is Less Disgusted by Than Hugh Hefner

Crystal Harris, one-time fiancee of Hugh Hefner, has gone public with her disgust for Hef, their 2 second sex life and how she never had to endure seeing his naked body, presumably opting instead to turn out the lights, scrunch up her eyes and immerse her head in a bag rather than be assaulted by the visage of his shar pei-like physique.  Hef denied everything but what’s more plausible, that he’s an 80 year old stud or he disgusted a 20 year old girl?  Anyway, here’s 15 things Crystal Harris finds less offputting than Hugh Hefner.