College can be a confusing time for incoming freshmen, and sometimes the only way to make it through your first year is to band together with your fellow frosh friends and help each other to avoid the pitfalls of college life. That's why we've employed the use of some common football penalty signals that you can utilize to alert your friends of an impending freshman penalty.
Agreed, 15 and 14 together don't mix. If you're going to show up to a kegger and expect to drink as much as you want on the dollar of the hosters... We just kicked the shit out of those that stole beer from our keg.
i know a sophomore who breaks these rules. he broke all of them last year as well. nothing pisses me off more than showing up to a party and there is a douche at the front door to collect beer money. if you're throwing a party, expect to foot the bill to throw a party.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 9th, 2009 at 10:05 am
first
September 9th, 2009 at 02:09 pm
yeah, first to be homosexual...
September 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
fag
September 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am
fag
September 10th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
fag
September 11th, 2009 at 07:55 am
LOL WUT
September 9th, 2009 at 10:14 am
As a college freshman, it is only our third week and I think I have seen violators of all these rules.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
i have to agree, three weeks in and people have violated all these rules
September 11th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
Yep, I agree too, 3 weeks in and already violated all these. whoa, repeat the same exact thing as the 1st person? fag.
September 23rd, 2009 at 04:05 am
"College freshman" guy above me is a fucking douchebag
and i'd like to shove my cock in his ass and see if that violates any rules
December 1st, 2009 at 11:38 am
if you want to preserve your sexual preference...(im sure you would)
September 9th, 2009 at 10:17 am
whats wrong with "raise the roof" :D
September 9th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I remember my freshman year...... what a waste.
September 10th, 2009 at 03:51 am
I don't remember my freshman year...... what a great time.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:33 am
You or the year?
September 11th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
LOL
September 9th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
what is wrong with expecting a bj for throwing the party? i still expect that. at the very least.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Is that why you only invite dudes to your parties? fag.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
how many of these have actually been used in sports?
September 9th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
They are all real football signals
September 11th, 2009 at 04:50 am
Goddamn, philosopher. To call you a fucktard would be an insult to fucktards.
September 9th, 2009 at 01:17 pm
No 15 .. leaving out No 15
September 10th, 2009 at 02:35 pm
Agreed, 15 and 14 together don't mix. If you're going to show up to a kegger and expect to drink as much as you want on the dollar of the hosters... We just kicked the shit out of those that stole beer from our keg.
September 9th, 2009 at 06:22 pm
masturbation is good
September 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am
So was your mom
September 11th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
by the way, tell her we left the $6 in change on the bookshelf.
September 12th, 2009 at 03:07 pm
and I want my lucky underwear back
September 13th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
i know a sophomore who breaks these rules. he broke all of them last year as well. nothing pisses me off more than showing up to a party and there is a douche at the front door to collect beer money. if you're throwing a party, expect to foot the bill to throw a party.
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