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16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid

College can be a confusing time for incoming freshmen, and sometimes the only way to make it through your first year is to band together with your fellow frosh friends and help each other to avoid the pitfalls of college life.  That’s why we’ve employed the use of some common football penalty signals that you can utilize to alert your friends of an impending freshman penalty.


28 Responses to "16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid"

  1. Charles says:

    i know a sophomore who breaks these rules. he broke all of them last year as well. nothing pisses me off more than showing up to a party and there is a douche at the front door to collect beer money. if you’re throwing a party, expect to foot the bill to throw a party.

  2. 50 cent says:

    and I want my lucky underwear back

  3. bob (rull talk) suarez says:

    masturbation is good

  4. Gourry says:

    So was your mom

  5. Joe says:

    by the way, tell her we left the $6 in change on the bookshelf.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Goddamn, philosopher. To call you a fucktard would be an insult to fucktards.

  7. Master Of None says:

    how many of these have actually been used in sports?

  8. Darth Shaq says:

    They are all real football signals

  9. Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme says:


  10. troll bitch is a fag says:


  11. troll bitch is a fag is a fag says:


  12. troll bitch is a fag is a fag is a fag says:


  13. Troll Bitch says:

    yeah, first to be homosexual…

  14. Uther says:

    You or the year?

  15. BAMF says:

    Yep, I agree too, 3 weeks in and already violated all these. whoa, repeat the same exact thing as the 1st person? fag.

  16. lolz says:

    if you want to preserve your sexual preference…(im sure you would)

  17. Teddy Picker says:

    As a college freshman, it is only our third week and I think I have seen violators of all these rules.

  18. college freshman says:

    i have to agree, three weeks in and people have violated all these rules

  19. jizz in my pants says:

    “College freshman” guy above me is a fucking douchebag
    and i’d like to shove my cock in his ass and see if that violates any rules

  20. Hank Strapon says:

    I don’t remember my freshman year…… what a great time.

  21. jethro says:

    I remember my freshman year…… what a waste.

  22. Your gay friend says:

    Is that why you only invite dudes to your parties? fag.

  23. Anonymous.... says:

    what is wrong with expecting a bj for throwing the party? i still expect that. at the very least.

  24. jha says:

    Agreed, 15 and 14 together don’t mix. If you’re going to show up to a kegger and expect to drink as much as you want on the dollar of the hosters… We just kicked the shit out of those that stole beer from our keg.

  25. Ross Vegas says:

    No 15 .. leaving out No 15

  26. Andy_X says:

    whats wrong with “raise the roof” :D