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17 and a Half Women: A Short List of Chicks Charlie Sheen Has Put Stuff In

Charlie Sheen is back in the saddle again, doing blow and banging porn stars. Allegedly. It was recently reported by TMZ that he was on a 36 hour bender with porn star Kacey Jordan, four other women, and a briefcase full of cocaine. I guess he gets bored when Two and a Half Men goes on hiatus or something. But we’re not hear to judge, only to applaud. Charlie Sheen has allegedly slept with over 5,000 women which would make him the first man ever to lie about how many women he’s slept with. If the man doesn’t have any STD’s, then his blood should be sold as a vaccine.

The following is a tiny tiny portion of the complete list of women Charlie Sheen has banged, dated or married. A compendium of carnal knowledge, if you will. With pictures!!!:

Tamara Beckwith

Tamara Beckwith

Robin Wright Penn

Robin Wright Penn

Dolly Fox

Winona Ryder

Heidi Fleiss

Cathy St. George

Tracy Richman

Kelly Preston

Dominique Simone

Ginger Lynn

Heather Hunter

Donna Peele


Brittany Ashland


Sky Valencia


Margaret Schinke


Denise Richards


Brooke Meuller

Kacey Jordan

Kacey Jordan

23 Responses to "17 and a Half Women: A Short List of Chicks Charlie Sheen Has Put Stuff In"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    I don’t think it was Charlie doing the “banging” when he slept with Heidi Fleiss… if you know what I mean…

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    I wanna tuck my stuff in Denise Richards’ southern entrails.

    Giggidy!

  3. Rancor says:

    “Charlie Sheen has allegedly slept with over 5,000 women which would make him the first man ever to lie about how many women he’s slept with.”

    Made me laugh out loud.

  4. Balls of Steel says:

    Who’s the half-woman? Wynona Ryder cause she crazy?

    • DonkeyXote says:

      Heidi Fleiss. Didn’t you see their pics?

    • GymShoes says:

      The half woman was Kacey Jordan, since it wasn’t confirmed that they boned. But I have to believe that if you’re a porn star at Charlie Sheen’s house and there’s a briefcase of coke floating around, you’re boning Charlie Sheen.

  5. Ragnar says:

    When I start wussing out near closing time and feeling like I’ve had enough and should get home to bed. I just ask myself, WWCD? Please Charlie, escape this rehab, NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER!

  6. Loser says:

    I wonder how many men he slept with

  7. Pellagio says:

    Well, at least he doesn’t seem to be tremendously picky.

  8. Gregory Simmenson says:

    Woah this isn’t the bathroom is it?

  9. jelly roll says:

    sheen is a god. makes 2 mill an episode, bangs porn stars in 4 ways, blows coke by the lb and his employer doesn’t see anything wrong with it.

  10. iwantmywinner says:

    WOW 5,000…is that his number? THATS A FREAKIN LOT…although not hard to believe, but to NOT have any STD’s….questionable…but, I dont think he’d mind making it 5,001 ;) WINNING!