Charlie Sheen is back in the saddle again, doing blow and banging porn stars. Allegedly. It was recently reported by TMZ that he was on a 36 hour bender with porn star Kacey Jordan, four other women, and a briefcase full of cocaine. I guess he gets bored when Two and a Half Men goes on hiatus or something. But we’re not hear to judge, only to applaud. Charlie Sheen has allegedly slept with over 5,000 women which would make him the first man ever to lie about how many women he’s slept with. If the man doesn’t have any STD’s, then his blood should be sold as a vaccine.
The following is a tiny tiny portion of the complete list of women Charlie Sheen has banged, dated or married. A compendium of carnal knowledge, if you will. With pictures!!!:
Robin Wright Penn
Cathy St. George