"Stacking Food On Animals" Is An Awesome Game Show

December 22nd, 2008 | 07:30 am
 
I don't want to judge America...but I'm going to judge America. When we come up with game show ideas, we get "Deal or No Deal" where we watch people open up briefcases, or Supermarket Sweep, where we watch people put turkeys in a grocery cart. Boooooring. When Japan comes up with a game show, they get "Stacking Food On Animals," where some girl piles sticks of ham on drooling dog's face. Which one of those would you rather watch? Much like the car industry, the game show industry has passed America by. In our golden age, we had "Press Your Luck" and "Double Dare." But now, our game shows are bloated and tired, while Japanese game shows are sleeker and pack more bang for the buck. If Congress is willing to bail out Chrysler and GM, I think they need to throw a few billion at our lagging game show producers. I want to see "Stacking Animals On Top Of Other Animals" on NBC by 2010. We can do this.
 
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9 Responses to ""Stacking Food On Animals" Is An Awesome Game Show"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I think Press your luck was a canadian game show that went broke because some ice cream salesman watched it every day and figured out there were only six different boards so he went on and won so much he bankrupted the show - only in Canada would a TV game show go broke!!!

  2. PETA Says:

    We see nothing that constitues animal cruelty here.
    We are more cruel to animals than this game show is.
    This is called obedience NOT cruelty the animal is in no way restrained from eating the treats at any time. It is free-will that prevents the animals from eating, they could at any time eat the treats. It is an animal nothing more, like us but trained and obeying.

    Move along.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    no this is more like animal hilarity, which is great even for this site

  4. Anonymoosex Says:

    Oh Japan, is there anything you can't do? Weirdos.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Actually Americans rarely come up with thier own game show platforms. They just steal everyobdy elses!

    Deal or no Deal, Supermarket Sweep, Big Brother, Who Wants to be a Millionare, Weakest Link, X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing etc... are all UK game shows!

    Usually by now I'd insult America but you make good porn so I'll let you off.

  6. Pratik Says:

    How come all Japanese cartoons and drawings show them with big eyes, like the cartoon girl in the first seconds on this video? If they had to draw European people, would their eyes be even bigger than the size which they drawn their own?

  7. Anonymous Says:

    actually when they draw Europeans their eyes are either they same size or smaller and more sophisticated looking

  8. P. Hilton Says:

    is this the sequel to Emo Christmas: http://tinyurl.com/6poz6v

  9. Anonymous Says:

    no this is more like animal cruelty, which is disheartening even for this site.

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