Former Holy Taco editor Justin Halpern’s book
Shit My Dad Says comes out today, and in honor of this momentus occasion we’ve chosen our 20 favorite Shit My Dad Says tweets. You can
get the book online (somehow there are already 2 used copies available, it’s
that good), or wherever ridiculous literature is readily available for purchase. Check out more tweets at
Justin’s website.
Sad that people actually like this idiotic vapid nonsense. Guy’s dad is clearly a retard.
Son, you were not born. A bird shit on a rock and the sun hatched you.
Book so shitty, Amazon knocked off $6.64 just so people would buy it. I joke, some pretty quality shit there.
Amazon does that to all their books idiot. The actual price just makes you think you’re getting a deal.
Your inability to read the word “joke” is astounding. I know sarcasm even the most obvious sarcasm is hard for you to understand.
first biiiiatches…btw this sucks
so does your ability to type fast enough to be first dumbass
ah ha stupid.
I laughed, therefore, fun stuff. Wouldn’t buy the book apart for toilet-novelty-reading with some asswhiping-benefits. What a fucking unnecessary comment I just made. Does anybody care?
Fuck you, son
Funny shit. Too bad you never bothered to send me my Holy Taco Tshirt I won so you think I’m buying that crap?
That’s funny, because they sent the shirt you won to me you fucking fuckwit!! hahahahah!
i guess justin’s dad sounds a lot like the internet
Last!
not any more
not anymore!
i’m so horny
Lame, Ever hear your Dad say, “Son, you wouldn’t be here if your Mom swallowed.”