The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones' helmet, football's Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non-throwing shoulder all in one cheesemind-blowing play. The nerve damage caused him to lose feeling in his hand (you masturbatory aficionados will know this as the "Western Stranger") and sidelined him for the rest of the game. Will this end his streak of 249 straight starts? Only waiting 10 days and watching 400 ESPN montages of Brett "playing like a kid/gunslinger/while shitting golden unicorns" will tell.
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November 29th, 2007 at 04:37 pm
Finally Favre is seen for what he really is. A punk ass sucker
November 29th, 2007 at 06:42 pm
Sorry Green Bay, it's midnight and your cariage is back to a pumpkin.
November 29th, 2007 at 07:21 pm
As a Bears fan, this photo is like porn to me.
December 12th, 2007 at 06:11 pm
Favre is the best =)
nothing can stop him from starting that next game (the the Packers won) haha, Keep on dreaming guys
December 18th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
bret favre's plane crashed into a valcano at 280 mph he was burned up to his waist in lava!!!! he is listed as probable for this sunday's game
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