If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer. Just pop your Johnny into the big tube and see where you stand in relation to your friends, neighbors and relatives (“C’mon Grandpa, get it in there!”) This patented technology--OK, it’s a clear tube with inches measured on the side--guarantees it will tell you the “actual” size of your penis. Well thank God. Because hearing “I can’t feel it,” and “Is it even in?” from my girlfriend wasn’t humiliating enough.
I wonder...it sanitization required when passing along to other dudes for use? How long will it take for some perv to turn this into some homemade sexual toy?
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November 29th, 2007 at 06:18 pm
It doesn't look stackable! I'm not sure if it is long enough...
November 29th, 2007 at 06:20 pm
Ha ha ha. Angel... Wake up!
November 29th, 2007 at 06:37 pm
I wonder...it sanitization required when passing along to other dudes for use? How long will it take for some perv to turn this into some homemade sexual toy?
November 29th, 2007 at 06:41 pm
I had one of these and it broke. Long story short.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:12 am
They are so behind. Quarterlife can have social networking on their site but sizeofaman can't? They should be the facebook of penis size.
November 30th, 2007 at 05:00 am
shit, i can make my own with a straw
December 4th, 2007 at 03:45 am
He tried to measure my clit once...and it measured...
January 2nd, 2008 at 01:40 am
They should have included thickness as well.
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