Lock of the Weekend!

November 29th, 2007 | 11:22 pm

NEW ORLEANS (-3) Over Tampa Bay

See, look at that Tampa Bay guy on the ground. He knows they suck.

The buccaneers have said they'll either start Bruce Gradkowski or Luke McCown at Quarterback. I'm sure that will be an exciting coaches meeting to decide that. It's like one of those questions you pose to a co-worker on a slow day; "Hey Bob, if you had to, who would you rather do; Rosie O'Donnell or Mrs. Garrett from the The Facts of Life?" Then everyone makes stinky faces and laughs, knowing they'll never be forced with such a heinous decision. Welcome to Jon Gruden's hell.

New Orleans gave up 43 yards rushing last week to Carolina, and with a guy named either Bruce, or Luke throwing the ball for the Bucs, this has the potential to be a "commentators begin telling inspiring anecdotes about Hurricane Katrina mid-way through the third quarter" type blow-out.

If New Orleans can't cover three points, I'll personally go down on to the field and rip that mole of Drew Brees' face. I know the make a wish people, this can happen.

Comments

5 Responses to "Lock of the Weekend!"

  1. Devin Smith Says:

    Tampa Bay continues to surprise people every week. I would not be surprised if they fucked me out of my money again this week. Like the Chargers did 7 weeks ago when they lost to the Chiefs at home.

  2. cards06 Says:

    mrs. garret was pretty bad, not as bad as tootie though

  3. saints Says:

    time to dial up your Make A Wish connections!

  4. Dave Says:

    Never overestimate the power of the Saints. Try to name another team as old as the Saints who NEVER made it to the Superbowl.....keep thinking....yet I'll still root for em till I die...how pathetic.

  5. numbstah Says:

    hey... were you able to rip Brees' mole?

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