Top 10 Gold Diggers

10. Hugh Hefner's 3 Girlfriends

This is not a bad gig. They only have to bang him 1/3 of the time that a normal gold digging person would. Of course he's 3 times as hideous naked, so it kind of evens out.

9. Reichen Lehmkul

Here's a good rule of thumb; if you're famous and someone has sex with you, then says "I'm going to write a book about me banging you," your relationship may end up being problematic.

8. Howard K. Stern

Yes, one fortune spawned two people on this list. This dude is using a baby as leverage to get money. That secures his place on another list; Top 10 people Satan will anally rape when they get to hell.

7. Stedman Graham

He keeps a low profile because Oprah hasn't married him yet, but don't count Stedman out. He's made it through 11 fat Oprah's and 4 skinny ones. He's no quitter.

6. Vanessa Laine

All you need to know about her is that when Kobe committed "adultery," she demanded he buy her a 4 million dollar ring. She put a monetary value on banging other chicks. What a pioneer in the field of gold digging.

5. Ana Benson

She gave herself away when she started partaking in her husband's contract negotiations with the Mets. At first that may seem like a stupid move on her Hubbies part, but who will more aggressively pursue money for him? His agent, or the woman who intends to divorce him and take half of it?

4. K-Fed

Everyone thinks he's stupid, but think about this: In the last two years he's impregnated Britney which forever linked him to her fortune AND managed to come out of the whole ordeal looking like the sane and responsible one. The fact he dresses like a retarded Paddington Bear makes his dastardly scheme all the more impressive.

3. Heather Mills-McCartney

There's two sure fire ways to make people hate you. 1) Crap in the top part of their toilet, and 2) Marry a Beatle, then divorce him and take half his money. She has one leg and people still hate her. That's an accomplishment.

2. Kimora Lee Simmons

Possibly the most annoying on the list. Russell promoted her to head of his clothing company, then she divorced him, took his money, and started banging Djimon Honsou. That's scary efficient gold digging. You may want to check your pants right now. There's a good chance Kimora somehow just got custody of your wallet, phone and penis.

1. Anna Nicole Smith

She banged an 89 year old, wheel chair bound man worth 500 million dollars. She's the Babe Ruth of Gold Diggers. And just like the Babe, she weighed 400 pounds and is dead.