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Thomas the long-haired eighth grader held it in as long as he could. Poor Jimmy never even knew what hit him. The others received only a faint smell as the sheer force of Thomas' repressed methanic A-bomb rendered them unconscious.
i dont know about yall, but im looking at the chick 4th in row.
what the fuck is wrong with her?
who cares about the kid about to split his chin wide open.
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December 4th, 2007 at 07:43 pm
One of these things is doin' their own thing.
December 4th, 2007 at 07:48 pm
All the other kids: "How many cock pushups can you do?"
Little kid: "One's all you need..."
SIDE NOTE: For reference, see Tenacious D, "Cock Pushups"
December 4th, 2007 at 09:32 pm
"And from that moment on he never again questioned why he'd always been chosen last in gym class."
December 4th, 2007 at 09:41 pm
Invisbul headfurst beisbol slyde!!!
December 4th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
"Yet another example of suburban whites' failure to properly co-opt inner city black culture."
December 4th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
"With a few kinks in his time machine yet to work out, Billy lands in yet another wrong place at the wrong time."
December 9th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Little Ray Ray's first day without his helmet.
December 10th, 2007 at 01:04 am
Lunch Money: $2.50
Jump Rope: $5.00
Seeing little Jimmy eat shit while jump roping...: Priceless
December 10th, 2007 at 01:40 am
Thomas the long-haired eighth grader held it in as long as he could. Poor Jimmy never even knew what hit him. The others received only a faint smell as the sheer force of Thomas' repressed methanic A-bomb rendered them unconscious.
December 10th, 2007 at 03:31 am
Everyone always thought Joe had a stick up his ass. Turns out we were wrong; it was Todd.
December 10th, 2007 at 03:44 am
soulja boy up in it, watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy, that superman dat OHHHHH
December 10th, 2007 at 06:22 am
Alright piss-ants, I guess by now you've figured out that your ol' gym teacher here CAN electrify the very ground you walk on. SO DANCE YOU TURDS!!"
December 10th, 2007 at 10:59 am
"dumb b1tch done stepped on the rope"
also
"gravity is a bitch"
December 10th, 2007 at 06:05 pm
Quit fucking around, Superman.
December 11th, 2007 at 08:25 am
Meanwhile, little Clarence is perfecting the "Super Worm" in dance class.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Jump-roping makes me so happy, I shit a brother
December 18th, 2007 at 06:26 pm
i dont know about yall, but im looking at the chick 4th in row.
what the fuck is wrong with her?
who cares about the kid about to split his chin wide open.
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