GiveaWednesday: Write a Caption, Win StrangleHold
Write a caption for this photo of a jump-roper gone awry and win a copy of Midway’s “John Woo Presents Stranglehold” for the PS3. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by HolyTaco via email. If that’s not enough to make you enter, gaze upon this action-packed cover. I said gaze on it!
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December 5th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
One of these things is doin’ their own thing.
December 5th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
All the other kids: “How many cock pushups can you do?”
Little kid: “One’s all you need…”
SIDE NOTE: For reference, see Tenacious D, “Cock Pushups”
December 5th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
“And from that moment on he never again questioned why he’d always been chosen last in gym class.”
December 5th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Invisbul headfurst beisbol slyde!!!
December 5th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
“Yet another example of suburban whites’ failure to properly co-opt inner city black culture.”
December 5th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
“With a few kinks in his time machine yet to work out, Billy lands in yet another wrong place at the wrong time.”
December 10th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Little Ray Ray’s first day without his helmet.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Lunch Money: $2.50
Jump Rope: $5.00
Seeing little Jimmy eat shit while jump roping…: Priceless
December 10th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Thomas the long-haired eighth grader held it in as long as he could. Poor Jimmy never even knew what hit him. The others received only a faint smell as the sheer force of Thomas’ repressed methanic A-bomb rendered them unconscious.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Everyone always thought Joe had a stick up his ass. Turns out we were wrong; it was Todd.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
soulja boy up in it, watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy, that superman dat OHHHHH
December 11th, 2007 at 1:22 am
Alright piss-ants, I guess by now you’ve figured out that your ol’ gym teacher here CAN electrify the very ground you walk on. SO DANCE YOU TURDS!!”
December 11th, 2007 at 5:59 am
“dumb b1tch done stepped on the rope”
also
“gravity is a bitch”
December 11th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Quit fucking around, Superman.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:25 am
Meanwhile, little Clarence is perfecting the “Super Worm” in dance class.
December 13th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Jump-roping makes me so happy, I shit a brother
December 19th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
i dont know about yall, but im looking at the chick 4th in row.
what the fuck is wrong with her?
who cares about the kid about to split his chin wide open.