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59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be OK with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 10th, 2009 at 02:56 pm
straight guys only no gay stuff WTF
February 11th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
It's not gay if there's no eye contact!
February 20th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Damn, he had me up until "job", I don't need a JO buddy and work too.
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