This is the ONE Time I'm Glad I'm Not Brad Pitt

According to Star Magazine,

"Angelina Jolie went postal after learning that Brad Pitt's mom, Jane, had invited Jennifer Aniston (they're still close friends) to join them for the holiday - and Brad found himself caught in the middle of a nasty showdown.

"It's an awkward situation," a source tells Star.
No, an awkward situation is calling something retarded and finding out the person you're talking to has a retarded child.  This situation is the kind of shit that ends with  a dog barking non-stop, a gun pulled out, and someone yelling "WHOA!  Everybody be cool!  Everybody be f*&#ing cool!"

"Jane is still very close to and friendly with Jen," the source tells Star.   "And that's causing big trouble for Brad."

Here's the problem with parents trying to pick who you date;  Parents aren't having sex with that person.  Jennifer Aniston, while very attractive and seemingly pretty cool, looks like the type that puts a red dot on a calendar to mark the days in which you and her will be having sex.  Angelina Jolie, as we already know, will bang you in the back of a cab on the way to an awards show.  Brad Pitt goes to lots of award shows.  It's a simple equation.