Lisa Bonet is Sexier than Jessica Alba

I didn’t say that, AOL did in their “50 Sexiest Women of TV” list. I have seen a lot of lists in my day, but this has to be by far the worst. (My “TheĀ STDs I Have” list is still my favorite.) If you were to sit around and think up some of the sexiest women you’ve ever seen on TV, would Lucy Lawless ever come to mind? Kate Jackson? And how many people have taken the skin canoe to fistville while watching the Beverly Hillbillies? I’m not sure which 50-year-old transgendered fossil was responsible for this list, but next time he should let someone who actually likes vaginas take the editorial reigns.

50. Sarah Michelle Gellar
49. Teri Hatcher
48. Loni Anderson (WKRP in Cincinnati)
47. Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill)
46. Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica)
45. Carmen Electra (Baywatch)
44. Kate Jackson (Charlie’s Angels)
43. Pat Priest (The Munsters)
42. Ali Larter (Heroes)
41. Jennifer Garner
40. Katie Holmes
39. Kim Cattrall
38. Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)
37. Lucy Lawess (Xena: Warrior Princess)
36. Robin Givens (Head of the Class)
35. Nikki Cox (Las Vegas)

34. Victoria Principal (Dallas)
33. Peta Wilson (La Femme Nikita)
32. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks)
31. Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica)
30. Cheryl Ladd (Charlie’s Angels)
29. Alyssa Milano (Charmed)
28. Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager)
27. Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek)
26. Tiffani Thiessen (Beverly Hills 90210)
25. Jessica Biel (7th Heaven)
24. Goldie Hawn (Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In)
23. Evangeline Lily (Lost)
22. Charisma Carpenter (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
21. Jennifer Aniston
20. Julie Newmar (Batman)
19. Christina Applegate (Married … With Children)
18. Donna Douglas (The Beverly Hillbillies)
17. Jaclyn Smith (Charlie’s Angels)
16. Jessica Alba
15. Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch)
14. Lisa Bonet (The Cosby Show)
13. Peggy Lipton (The Mod Squad)
12. Suzanne Somers (Three’s Company)
11. Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island)
10. Tina Louise (Gilligan’s Island)
9. Catherine Bach (The Dukes of Hazzard)
8. Katherine Heigl (Grey’s Anatomy)
7. Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie)
6. Diana Rigg (The Avengers)
5. Eva Longoria
4. Heather Locklear (T.J. Hooker)
3. Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman)
2. Farrah Fawcett (Charlie’s Angels)
1. Pamela Anderson

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5 Responses to “Lisa Bonet is Sexier than Jessica Alba”

  1. Barry Says:

    Hey Barry, how come that girl I like from Veronica Mars isn’t on this list?

  2. flipper Says:

    Where the fuck is Pam Dawber?

  3. SabrinaSexxy Says:

    this is written by an high school intern try again i should be at the top of the list anyhow lol

  4. Derf Says:

    Where the hell is Scarlett Johansson???

  5. Brian Says:

    Are AOL users all over 50 and gay? Horrible taste in women.

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