Santa's Christmas List: BJ From a Dude

December 6th, 2007 | 11:13 pm

From networkworld.com

"An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: 'It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else..."

Why is that wrong? It IS fun to talk about oral sex, but Santa's right, there's only so long you can talk about blow jobs before it just gets repetitive.

"Some users got Santa to Comment on his sexual orientation. One person said "...come on you like big hairy men -- don't hide it!" To which Santa responded, "I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me."

Wow, that didn't take much prodding. Remind me not to tell robot Santa anything important, geez. I guess he was just ready to stop living a lie. All that self-hatred I'm sure contributed to his morbid obesity.

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