"A figure skater has designd a new way to commute - a 12 mph electric tricycle."
How many things can you find wrong with that sentence?
"Stephan Soder came up with the idea as a way to pull himself along while wearing rollerblades. He built the first one in his garage with a small petrol motor."
So let me get this straight. He's a male figure skater. He rollerblades. His name is Stephan. Now he's going to ride around on this motorized tricycle. How do people like this make it out of seventh grade? I was 5'1", 74 pounds, and wore sweat pants to school and I was nearly stoned to death with Hot Pockets on a daily basis. If I did any one of the above things I would have been drowned in a mop sink full of bully urine.
If you make it out of middle school alive, then you totally get all the babes with your unique style. Especially if you have a sweet suit and shades like this guy.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 6th, 2007 at 07:18 pm
If you make it out of middle school alive, then you totally get all the babes with your unique style. Especially if you have a sweet suit and shades like this guy.
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