Every Monday we start your week off with the Mother of All Features: MILF Monday. And since Jennifer has that certain "ILF" quality, it just made sense to make her this week's MILF Monday.
Age: 30
Where you've seen her: She was Playboy's Playmate of the month in August of 2001. She was also appeared in American Pie Presents: Band Camp and she is the new Mickey's malt liquor girl.
Tidbit trivia: She is married to Chicago Bears safety Adam Archuletta. Archuletta was benched this season for sucking really really bad.
Is she really a MILF? Well, technically. She and her husband who forgot how to tackle are expecting their first baby in April of 2008. I don't see you complaining, though.
Pointless quote: "I had to get naked to be in Playboy."
hahahaha my brother trains adam and jen, and i must say, adam is their gym's biggest disappointment. i actually got to meet jen one time, she is dope, but a lot better looking in magazines. her lips look like emergency rafts... lmao at all the cracks at adam though
lol he got benched for sucking really really bad lol priceless moment but she looks like a starved african she needs alot more weight thn tht n some real good old american tittys no cilicon
I bet she looks like sin when she isn't airbrushed. Seriously, if they are going to spend that much time airbrushing her, why not make her boobs symmetrical at least
she came to do a signing at my bar in wa. shes actually a really nice girl. not her fault that you gals are too ugly to compare and you guys are too ugly to stand a chance to get with her. she is very cute, actually a lot more petite than i thought shed be
hi jen how are you i wood like to know you a batter if that is ok with you then mybe we could go out with you wonst we know each there batter ok xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
If you take the time to look past those fake tits you'll see she ain't all that.For me she's alright.I'd still do her but I wouldn't put any real effort into it,if she gave it up,fine if not I know I can do better.
This air brushing has gotton out of hand.......now having a belly button is considered a flaw!!!
This is the second model that I have seen who has lost her belly button.
Go Bears!
hmmm yeah she's "hot" but she isnt beautiful. beauty comes from less make up and less plastic in the tits. sure she's thin as hell and probly fits in a size 4 (im uk so dont know US sizes, think its like a usa 0 or something) but that aint what i'd want. need a girl with a bit of bounce, least when she gets pregnant she'll put on a bit of weight :D
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December 9th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Her breasts look like mine. lol http://www.dailystripshow.com
December 10th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Oh so you both have fake & bad looking breasts?
December 10th, 2007 at 12:15 am
dam she is ****** hot !!
December 10th, 2007 at 12:21 am
id eat a mile of shit just to smell her fart.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:38 am
I love all the cracks on Archuletta, he does suck.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:39 am
you cant be a milf if you havent had a baby yet! WTF?!?!
December 10th, 2007 at 12:55 am
I like the size of her left breast. But not her right one...
December 10th, 2007 at 01:05 am
Too bad her husband sucks at football. Go Skins!
December 10th, 2007 at 01:28 am
She left fingernail marks all over my back when I shagged her.
December 10th, 2007 at 01:41 am
What is not to like?!!!.......I believe her husband is suffering from weak knees!!!! That's a good tip for the Vikings next week!
December 10th, 2007 at 01:42 am
Her left one is definately bigger.
December 10th, 2007 at 01:44 am
IIII LLLIIIKKKEEE, NO, IIIIIII LLLOOOVVVEEE!!!
December 10th, 2007 at 02:07 am
hahahaha my brother trains adam and jen, and i must say, adam is their gym's biggest disappointment. i actually got to meet jen one time, she is dope, but a lot better looking in magazines. her lips look like emergency rafts... lmao at all the cracks at adam though
December 10th, 2007 at 02:16 am
lol he got benched for sucking really really bad lol priceless moment but she looks like a starved african she needs alot more weight thn tht n some real good old american tittys no cilicon
December 10th, 2007 at 02:37 am
She is just too damn hot. It's a shame she's not with me. lol
December 10th, 2007 at 03:23 am
I bet she looks like sin when she isn't airbrushed. Seriously, if they are going to spend that much time airbrushing her, why not make her boobs symmetrical at least
December 10th, 2007 at 04:08 am
How proud she is of her fake breasts. Who is she fooling? Not the girls. Only 16-year old males with erections. We want the real thing, baby.
December 10th, 2007 at 04:55 am
she came to do a signing at my bar in wa. shes actually a really nice girl. not her fault that you gals are too ugly to compare and you guys are too ugly to stand a chance to get with her. she is very cute, actually a lot more petite than i thought shed be
December 10th, 2007 at 06:19 am
the girls are really beatiful
December 10th, 2007 at 06:37 am
Nice set of bolt ons.
December 10th, 2007 at 06:38 am
ill suck that big boobs and lick that wet pussy of yours>>>yeah!!!
December 10th, 2007 at 06:39 am
can i fuck you?
December 10th, 2007 at 06:40 am
wanna suck my dick?
December 10th, 2007 at 07:33 am
If i was tapping that I would suck at football to, do to Exhaustion and Dehydration
December 10th, 2007 at 07:59 am
wow I'm so jealous that you got to suck on those tits as a baby.
December 10th, 2007 at 08:48 am
hi jen how are you i wood like to know you a batter if that is ok with you then mybe we could go out with you wonst we know each there batter ok xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
December 10th, 2007 at 09:49 am
If you take the time to look past those fake tits you'll see she ain't all that.For me she's alright.I'd still do her but I wouldn't put any real effort into it,if she gave it up,fine if not I know I can do better.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:34 am
for all you cracking on Adam u suck he still an NFL player what the fuck do you do
December 10th, 2007 at 11:39 am
the girl's hot anyone who doesn't think so must be gay
December 10th, 2007 at 01:06 pm
This air brushing has gotton out of hand.......now having a belly button is considered a flaw!!!
This is the second model that I have seen who has lost her belly button.
Go Bears!
December 10th, 2007 at 03:38 pm
Smell my fingers.
December 10th, 2007 at 04:20 pm
hmmm yeah she's "hot" but she isnt beautiful. beauty comes from less make up and less plastic in the tits. sure she's thin as hell and probly fits in a size 4 (im uk so dont know US sizes, think its like a usa 0 or something) but that aint what i'd want. need a girl with a bit of bounce, least when she gets pregnant she'll put on a bit of weight :D
December 10th, 2007 at 05:59 pm
She's a really HOT & cute doll baby! I would definitely like her to be my MILF any damn day!
December 10th, 2007 at 09:23 pm
rictus smile, big grapefruit boobs.
you americans have got a weird idea of what's sexy.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
I've worked with her on shoots. she's a bitch and not really that hot. you'd be surprised what 2 hours with a professional make-up artist can do
December 11th, 2007 at 08:44 am
i think my girl friend looks a hell of alot better
December 11th, 2007 at 04:11 pm
Where's her belly button gone?!
December 11th, 2007 at 07:28 pm
too sexy 4 my mama!
December 16th, 2007 at 04:07 am
lol u r gay
December 20th, 2007 at 02:06 am
omg I went to high school with adam archuletta.... biggest fucking prick ever and now hes married to this bangin' mom? there is no god.