In a new ad campaign to be unveiled today at the Olsens' Walk of Fame star on Hollywood Boulevard, PETA blasts the 21-year-old star sibs - whom they dub the "Trollsen Twins" - for wearing fur."
Wait wait wait. The Olsen twins have a star on the walk of fame?! If they get a star then I DEMAND that the shit I took in college that looked just like Cobra Commander, get a star as well. I guarantee it entertained more people until it sadly had to be flushed.
To coincide with the ad, PETA has also launched a new web site devoted to "Hairy-Kate" and "Trashley."
That's a writers meeting I'd like to sit in on. "Berry Kate...Maybe Scary Kate.....wait, guys, holy crap, I got it. Hairy-Kate!" "That's why you're the head of this non-profit animal protection agency, Steve. Well done."
What else does the campaign feature?
It features, among other things, a mash-up video called "Full House of Horrors," in which footage from the twins' former hit TV show is interspersed with - you guessed it - scenes of animals being killed for fur.
Why the hell didn't Full House producers think of that? The Tanners run out of bacon for breakfast so Uncle Jesse Slaughters a pig? That would have killed during sweeps.
Full House is a really good show. And I have to admit my fascination with the Olsen twins.
How come nobody seems to get pissed about being on PETA's shit list? You never hear about people talking back and defending their fur coats or pony hair shoes
yea nothing but u guys are a bunch of fags haten on little girls i eat people alive wana see fucking u put a fagot on a news paper and all those gods little creaures go soo mad
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 10th, 2007 at 05:21 pm
i'm noticing a lot of peta stuff getting reported on holytaco. nice work!
December 10th, 2007 at 06:32 pm
Full House is a really good show. And I have to admit my fascination with the Olsen twins.
How come nobody seems to get pissed about being on PETA's shit list? You never hear about people talking back and defending their fur coats or pony hair shoes
December 10th, 2007 at 07:08 pm
i'm just glad to see peta standing up to idiots like this. the olsen twins really get on my nerves!
December 12th, 2007 at 06:23 am
to tell you the truth, i never liked Full House.
January 16th, 2008 at 03:13 am
peta is about intimidating as limp dick in a whorehouse
February 19th, 2008 at 06:30 pm
PETA people are idiots, i love mary-kate and ashley and i want just say that i support them i all things
P.S. PETA get a live!!!!!!!
olsenlover
June 1st, 2008 at 11:00 am
yea nothing but u guys are a bunch of fags haten on little girls i eat people alive wana see fucking u put a fagot on a news paper and all those gods little creaures go soo mad
July 18th, 2008 at 04:23 pm
Those two girls are fucking cute, I can't decide which one's face I'd jack off on first!
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