It's one thing to humiliate yourself. It's quite another to do it in front of 50,000 people.
9. Patrik Stefan Missing an Open Net
Not only does he miss an open net to win the game, everyone is so surprised by his miss that the other team easily scores with 4 seconds left in regulation. On the embarrassing scale, that ranks right up there with "Not being able to get it up for a prostitute who's actually an undercover NBC reporter taping a special."
8. Jim Marshall Runs Wrong Way
This is so painful, every time I watch it I react like Brad Pitt in Seven, right after he's realized his wife's head is in the box. "NO! AW NO! COME ON!"
7.Hockey One Punch Knockout
It's one thing to get knocked out. It's another to get knocked out by one punch, fall unconsciously to the ground with your ass in the air, and have 9000 people simultaneously make the same face Paris Hilton makes when she sees poor people.
6. Goalie BLOWS it
Here's why this makes the list. If you came from outer space and had never seen or heard of the human race, and you saw this video, you'd still be like "Dude. Females will cease to procreate with that life form after whatever it is that just occurred."
5. Home Run Bounces Off Jose Canseco's Head
I've studied the bible, the Koran, The Torah, but this clip right here is what convinced me that there is a God.
4. Robin Ventura Charges the Mound on 43-year-old Nolan Ryan
What in the hell was Robin Ventura thinking? If you charge the mound and beat the crap out of him, you've successfully beaten up a man twice your age, who's a baseball legend. If you lose, well, you get this...
3. Chris Webber Calls Time Out In NCAA Finals
Time outs are hard to keep track of. Especially when you don't have the Pakistani kid who the coaches hired to do your homework, keeping track of them for you.
2. Vince Carter Dunks on a French Guy
This is why America is better than France.
1. Bill Buckner, Enough Said
If you have to move your place of residence because of something that happened to you in a sporting event, you probably make the list.
By the way, it's not European Football it's just plain football, you are the ones that invented the fagot American Football that only you seem to care about. The king of all sports... You just don't give a shit about football because you suck at it... And we don't have only Péle and the LA Galaxy guy, we have Di Stéfano, Eusébio, Maradona, Cruijff, Beckenbauer etc. Google it. Knowledge doesn't hurt
One more thing, you elected Bush. Twice.
King of all sports, huh? Take a look at this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVjR55f7gTc
An old guy bumps into a player, who falls down as if he got shot. Then the same old guy slaps a referee. We don't give a shit about European football because the players are pathetic children who are more actors than athletes.
OK guys, sorry, but soccer and American Football are both pussy games. I mean come on, soccer players are prissy, spoilt prima donnas who spend more time taking dives and bitching at the ref than actually playing - and American footballers are pansies who wear full frickin body armor! Rugby is a full contact sport just like American football, but you don't see rugby players wearing helmets and shoulder pads and every other god damn thing - and you don't see them crying foul the minute someone messes up their hairdo either. They just take the knocks and get on with the game. Rugby players are the real men. Booya.
fool rugby is pussy, there are more injurys in football then rugby because the rugby players are too afraid to hit ppl cuz theyll get hurt too.BOO FREAKIN HOO grow a pair
look nobody can say that an entire country is stupid, or ignorant, cuz each and every country has brilliant leaders, and bumbling morons in it. now i hate the french just like a lot of people, but La Fayette was one of the greatest human being ever to walk the earth. and no i'm not just saying that because i'm american and grateful for what he did for us. :) So plz, Europeans stop calling Americans ignorant. we aren't any stupider than you guys are. ps. i like soccer but 1. they don't score enough. and 2. almost everyone is a wussy.
Um, the name of the list is "Top 9 Humiliating SPORTS Moments", not "Top 9 activities where ungroomed retards from across the pond wear lace on their sleeves and backwash tea into eachother's mouths". SPORTS require skill and ability, not flailing around on the ground because some fruitcake named Raoule grazed shins with you. You are the world's armpit, I swear...
All of you Euro Tools...if you hate American websties so much then stay away from them. I know, I know, you're probably wondering, "Much smarter, better looking superior human being, how will I know which websites are perfect and American?" Well, I'll tell you. Just stay away from .com websites and look for .fag ones. Those belong to you... asshats...
Fuckin Euro-peons...I'm so sick of your cry-baby-god-save-the-queen-cheerio fucking antics. All day long you bitch and moan like a 14 year old on her period. If i wanted to watch video of 3rd world countries playing dumbass sports with militias in the background holding AK-47's, I would. As for england, you people are about as useful as a bull with tits... "How about a nice warm lager?"... Yeah, how about you come over here and I'll shoot some warm lager all over your face... You fucking WISH your world had a tenth of the sporting culture we have. We have Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Michael Jordan, Gordie Howe, Jim Brown, to name a few of the thousands of legends...You have Pele' and Beckham...nuff said.
Gordie Howe isn't american, he played for Detroit but was born in Canada. And Jackie Robinson paly professional basesball in Montreal before playing in the States. Get you fucking history straight before you do any fucking thing else . SHITHEAD
We drop a 20 million dollar shipment of food, first aid and clothes - and they burn our flag before we get back home.
A month later, our uber-liberal Hollywood lunatic fringe is on TV weeping about how the same country lives in squalor and needs our help - and that we should feel guilty because we just ate an entire dinner that would have fed a village.
How about the infamous Tommy Salo goal when a shot from centre ice went in off his his head during the 2002 Winter Olympic quarterfinals. I mean your number 9 is awesome ... but not as awesome as that one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrwcUR8wTM
No Leon Lett? Also surprised to see no Bill Gramattica. Kicker for the Arizona Cardinals, kicks a short feild goal and starts jumping up and down celebrating only to come down wrong and tear his ACL. He never played another NFL down.
some of these should be in your top 10
from football
... the Jackie Smith dropped pass in the end zone in the best Super Bowl of all time... Pitt vs Dallas (jan 79)... it would have been the first Super Bowl to go in OT
.... NY Giants vs Philly... Giants are winning with less than a minute to go ... all they have to do is take a knee... instead they hand off, blow the exchange and Herman Edwards from the Eagles runs it back the other way
from baseball
.... the Cub fan that reached over a few years ago in the playoffs and Moises Alou couldn't make the out. The Cubs self destruct from that moment on
.... the Yankees blowing a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox in the alcs... the biggest choke of all time... unfortuantely you can't put that in a nice sound bite....
Ahhhh! I forgot about the Saints and the missed extra point. I remember the wife and I, not Saints fans at all, let out a shriek when that happened.
There was also just last year when Chris Phillips of the Sens put the puck past his own goalie in last years Stanley Cup finals. I was laughing my ass off then felt sick for the guy when they zoomed in on his face when he was skating all by himself.
Another thought, isn't it a bit arrogant to chastise someone for not including more of the sports you love? If this was a European blog that included mostly soccer and cricket, Americans would probably not even bat an eye over it. Works both ways.
what about Aaron Brooks throwing a football backwards in order to avoid a sack? My friends and I re-enact that one every time we have a football in our hands.
"the whole world hates you america.. and we love to see how arrogant and stupid you are."
Your arguments have convinced me. Americans shouldn't post sports clips to their blogs without first considering whether they've included enough foreign sports. Because if you don't include sports that you're not familiar with, then you're obviously an arrogant jerk. And if this blog is about anything, it's all about boobs, laughs, and improving foreign relations.
Here's a thought, AHHA. Maybe if you want to read about curling and speedwalking, you could write your own fucking blog. And maybe if you're going to criticize other people for being arrogant, there's a better way to do it than crowing about your own culture's superiority. Also you should probably stop wearing those skin-tight t-shirts and shave off that fruity little mustache, you silly wanker.
If whiny bigots like you hate America, then Americans should wear that as a badge of honor.
love how u mock europe... buts its not just europe... the whole world hates you america.. and we love to see how arrogant and stupid you are. ive read here about cricket... ok cricket its only played in england and india.. WTF has to do with the other 40 european countrys hein?? fuck educate yourselfs. BUSH, before getting ellected never went outside america... hahah thats so fuckin noob... having a president who doesnt even know what the world is. i pitty you.. and you so called "freedom". you dont realize u dont have more freedom than other... its the oposite
Scott Norwood? Anybody? The guy only blew the biggest kick of his LIFE and single handedly kick-started the Buffalo Bills unprecedented run of four straight losing Super Bowls. Robot Chicken still makes fun of it, and the whole premise of the first Ace Ventura movie was virtually based on it.
I can't believe you left out the famous Gus Frerotte head but! November 1997, when he was playing for the Washington Redskins (American Football) he ran for a touchdown and was so excited that he head butted the wall and sprained his neck..... Can't find a video, but read the article here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/redskins/longterm/1997/gamer...
Puckstar - yeah good point.
That was a super gaff, her missing that easy Olympic win. I mean - it's the freaking Olympics. Don't screw around.
Poor kid.
Life is for learning....
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Why do the Europeans whine like little girls? No wonder they attack American Athletics... they see us do every day things they could never accomplish. The most advanced their culture ever got with athletics was kicking around animal stomach inflated with air. They're just bitter they wasted all their time drinking tea, jagging off over the Queen and FAILING to brush their banged up teeth.
Non-American sports are about as entertaining as masturbating. Perhaps fun at first, but once you've found the real thing (i.e., American Football, American Baseball, American...just about anything) you forget the other even exists. And for good reason.
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May 4th, 2009 at 12:21 am
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April 15th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
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March 26th, 2009 at 06:19 pm
By the way, it's not European Football it's just plain football, you are the ones that invented the fagot American Football that only you seem to care about. The king of all sports... You just don't give a shit about football because you suck at it... And we don't have only Péle and the LA Galaxy guy, we have Di Stéfano, Eusébio, Maradona, Cruijff, Beckenbauer etc. Google it. Knowledge doesn't hurt
One more thing, you elected Bush. Twice.
May 6th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
If I wanted to see a bunch of fairies run around for an hour and a half, I'd go to disney on ice. "soccer" sucks oh yah and "We" elected Bush once.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:17 am
King of all sports, huh? Take a look at this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVjR55f7gTc
An old guy bumps into a player, who falls down as if he got shot. Then the same old guy slaps a referee. We don't give a shit about European football because the players are pathetic children who are more actors than athletes.
And by the way, I voted for Gore and Kerry.
March 30th, 2009 at 03:37 pm
European football is great... if you an 11 year old.
April 5th, 2009 at 08:16 pm
wow you're the douche of the century..
April 11th, 2009 at 05:39 pm
I was like "this guy's a douche" up until the voted for Bush twice thing.
Then I was like "He's a douche, but he's got us there..."
April 16th, 2009 at 08:20 am
OK guys, sorry, but soccer and American Football are both pussy games. I mean come on, soccer players are prissy, spoilt prima donnas who spend more time taking dives and bitching at the ref than actually playing - and American footballers are pansies who wear full frickin body armor! Rugby is a full contact sport just like American football, but you don't see rugby players wearing helmets and shoulder pads and every other god damn thing - and you don't see them crying foul the minute someone messes up their hairdo either. They just take the knocks and get on with the game. Rugby players are the real men. Booya.
April 22nd, 2009 at 01:00 pm
fool rugby is pussy, there are more injurys in football then rugby because the rugby players are too afraid to hit ppl cuz theyll get hurt too.BOO FREAKIN HOO grow a pair
March 19th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
look nobody can say that an entire country is stupid, or ignorant, cuz each and every country has brilliant leaders, and bumbling morons in it. now i hate the french just like a lot of people, but La Fayette was one of the greatest human being ever to walk the earth. and no i'm not just saying that because i'm american and grateful for what he did for us. :) So plz, Europeans stop calling Americans ignorant. we aren't any stupider than you guys are. ps. i like soccer but 1. they don't score enough. and 2. almost everyone is a wussy.
February 9th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
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December 19th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
OUCH!
December 19th, 2008 at 09:12 pm
WOW!
December 18th, 2007 at 04:37 am
Um, the name of the list is "Top 9 Humiliating SPORTS Moments", not "Top 9 activities where ungroomed retards from across the pond wear lace on their sleeves and backwash tea into eachother's mouths". SPORTS require skill and ability, not flailing around on the ground because some fruitcake named Raoule grazed shins with you. You are the world's armpit, I swear...
December 18th, 2007 at 04:32 am
All of you Euro Tools...if you hate American websties so much then stay away from them. I know, I know, you're probably wondering, "Much smarter, better looking superior human being, how will I know which websites are perfect and American?" Well, I'll tell you. Just stay away from .com websites and look for .fag ones. Those belong to you... asshats...
December 18th, 2007 at 04:24 am
Fuckin Euro-peons...I'm so sick of your cry-baby-god-save-the-queen-cheerio fucking antics. All day long you bitch and moan like a 14 year old on her period. If i wanted to watch video of 3rd world countries playing dumbass sports with militias in the background holding AK-47's, I would. As for england, you people are about as useful as a bull with tits... "How about a nice warm lager?"... Yeah, how about you come over here and I'll shoot some warm lager all over your face... You fucking WISH your world had a tenth of the sporting culture we have. We have Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Michael Jordan, Gordie Howe, Jim Brown, to name a few of the thousands of legends...You have Pele' and Beckham...nuff said.
March 30th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
Whats a Pele?
February 25th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
Gordie Howe isn't american, he played for Detroit but was born in Canada. And Jackie Robinson paly professional basesball in Montreal before playing in the States. Get you fucking history straight before you do any fucking thing else . SHITHEAD
December 18th, 2007 at 03:16 am
Generalization sucks. Europeans are idiots? Americans are arrogant? The truth is, people that generalize are arrogant idiots!
That being said, AHHA - what country are you from & how many times has the US bailed your country's ass out of trouble?
May 19th, 2009 at 08:06 am
We drop a 20 million dollar shipment of food, first aid and clothes - and they burn our flag before we get back home.
A month later, our uber-liberal Hollywood lunatic fringe is on TV weeping about how the same country lives in squalor and needs our help - and that we should feel guilty because we just ate an entire dinner that would have fed a village.
That's usually the way it goes.
December 17th, 2007 at 06:48 pm
How about the infamous Tommy Salo goal when a shot from centre ice went in off his his head during the 2002 Winter Olympic quarterfinals. I mean your number 9 is awesome ... but not as awesome as that one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrwcUR8wTM
December 17th, 2007 at 06:15 pm
No Norwood???? WIDE RIGHT!
December 17th, 2007 at 05:16 pm
How about Uta Pippig crapping herself during the Boston Marathon? Ever since referred to as the "Uta-bomber" here in Boston.
December 17th, 2007 at 04:54 pm
No Leon Lett? Also surprised to see no Bill Gramattica. Kicker for the Arizona Cardinals, kicks a short feild goal and starts jumping up and down celebrating only to come down wrong and tear his ACL. He never played another NFL down.
December 17th, 2007 at 03:52 pm
c'mon... the Bill Buckner play is not the #1....
some of these should be in your top 10
from football
... the Jackie Smith dropped pass in the end zone in the best Super Bowl of all time... Pitt vs Dallas (jan 79)... it would have been the first Super Bowl to go in OT
.... NY Giants vs Philly... Giants are winning with less than a minute to go ... all they have to do is take a knee... instead they hand off, blow the exchange and Herman Edwards from the Eagles runs it back the other way
from baseball
.... the Cub fan that reached over a few years ago in the playoffs and Moises Alou couldn't make the out. The Cubs self destruct from that moment on
.... the Yankees blowing a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox in the alcs... the biggest choke of all time... unfortuantely you can't put that in a nice sound bite....
the soccer one was pretty embarrassing.....
December 17th, 2007 at 03:43 pm
Ahhhh! I forgot about the Saints and the missed extra point. I remember the wife and I, not Saints fans at all, let out a shriek when that happened.
There was also just last year when Chris Phillips of the Sens put the puck past his own goalie in last years Stanley Cup finals. I was laughing my ass off then felt sick for the guy when they zoomed in on his face when he was skating all by himself.
Another thought, isn't it a bit arrogant to chastise someone for not including more of the sports you love? If this was a European blog that included mostly soccer and cricket, Americans would probably not even bat an eye over it. Works both ways.
December 17th, 2007 at 03:01 pm
Watabout the Saints making that touchdown with all those laterals only to miss the extra point and not make the playoffs!!! #1 in my book.
December 17th, 2007 at 02:48 pm
what about Aaron Brooks throwing a football backwards in order to avoid a sack? My friends and I re-enact that one every time we have a football in our hands.
December 17th, 2007 at 02:42 pm
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December 15th, 2007 at 10:52 am
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December 12th, 2007 at 09:39 pm
Jim Marshall should have # 1, I mean , in most cases they had less than 1 second to react, but him....65 yards ....... unbeliveable !!!
December 12th, 2007 at 08:25 pm
"the whole world hates you america.. and we love to see how arrogant and stupid you are."
Your arguments have convinced me. Americans shouldn't post sports clips to their blogs without first considering whether they've included enough foreign sports. Because if you don't include sports that you're not familiar with, then you're obviously an arrogant jerk. And if this blog is about anything, it's all about boobs, laughs, and improving foreign relations.
Here's a thought, AHHA. Maybe if you want to read about curling and speedwalking, you could write your own fucking blog. And maybe if you're going to criticize other people for being arrogant, there's a better way to do it than crowing about your own culture's superiority. Also you should probably stop wearing those skin-tight t-shirts and shave off that fruity little mustache, you silly wanker.
If whiny bigots like you hate America, then Americans should wear that as a badge of honor.
December 12th, 2007 at 06:44 pm
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December 12th, 2007 at 02:54 pm
love how u mock europe... buts its not just europe... the whole world hates you america.. and we love to see how arrogant and stupid you are. ive read here about cricket... ok cricket its only played in england and india.. WTF has to do with the other 40 european countrys hein?? fuck educate yourselfs. BUSH, before getting ellected never went outside america... hahah thats so fuckin noob... having a president who doesnt even know what the world is. i pitty you.. and you so called "freedom". you dont realize u dont have more freedom than other... its the oposite
December 12th, 2007 at 05:40 am
the song in #1 is Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek
December 12th, 2007 at 05:36 am
Scott Norwood? Anybody? The guy only blew the biggest kick of his LIFE and single handedly kick-started the Buffalo Bills unprecedented run of four straight losing Super Bowls. Robot Chicken still makes fun of it, and the whole premise of the first Ace Ventura movie was virtually based on it.
December 12th, 2007 at 02:05 am
I can't believe you left out the famous Gus Frerotte head but! November 1997, when he was playing for the Washington Redskins (American Football) he ran for a touchdown and was so excited that he head butted the wall and sprained his neck..... Can't find a video, but read the article here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/redskins/longterm/1997/gamer...
December 12th, 2007 at 01:30 am
Puckstar - yeah good point.
That was a super gaff, her missing that easy Olympic win. I mean - it's the freaking Olympics. Don't screw around.
Poor kid.
Life is for learning....
December 12th, 2007 at 12:18 am
What is the song in number 1?
December 12th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Yeah, too bad you couldn't compile the Top 10 Moments of Cricket, that would've been a hoot. Fucking Europussies. Go play some fucking tiddlywinks.
December 11th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
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December 11th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
dude, you missed ZIDANE
just for that i dont like your list
December 11th, 2007 at 09:24 pm
"1. Bill Buckner, Enough Said"
Well sorry for being part of the rest of the world.
Typical American arrogance.
December 11th, 2007 at 09:01 pm
What's the song at the end of the clip in #1?
December 11th, 2007 at 08:03 pm
Why do the Europeans whine like little girls? No wonder they attack American Athletics... they see us do every day things they could never accomplish. The most advanced their culture ever got with athletics was kicking around animal stomach inflated with air. They're just bitter they wasted all their time drinking tea, jagging off over the Queen and FAILING to brush their banged up teeth.
Cheerio!
December 11th, 2007 at 07:47 pm
yea. europeans are whiny babies.
baseball rules.
fuck the haters.
December 11th, 2007 at 07:36 pm
Mr. Poopoopachu:
Have you tried masturbating? It's pretty fun...
December 11th, 2007 at 07:15 pm
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December 11th, 2007 at 07:12 pm
Non-American sports are about as entertaining as masturbating. Perhaps fun at first, but once you've found the real thing (i.e., American Football, American Baseball, American...just about anything) you forget the other even exists. And for good reason.