December 10th, 2007 | 07:27
It's one thing to humiliate yourself. It's quite another to do it in front of 50,000 people.
9. Patrik Stefan Missing an Open Net
Not only does he miss an open net to win the game, everyone is so surprised by his miss that the other team easily scores with 4 seconds left in regulation. On the embarrassing scale, that ranks right up there with "Not being able to get it up for a prostitute who's actually an undercover NBC reporter taping a special."
8. Jim Marshall Runs Wrong Way
This is so painful, every time I watch it I react like Brad Pitt in Seven, right after he's realized his wife's head is in the box. "NO! AW NO! COME ON!"
7.Hockey One Punch Knockout
It's one thing to get knocked out. It's another to get knocked out by one punch, fall unconsciously to the ground with your ass in the air, and have 9000 people simultaneously make the same face Paris Hilton makes when she sees poor people.
6. Goalie BLOWS it
Here's why this makes the list. If you came from outer space and had never seen or heard of the human race, and you saw this video, you'd still be like "Dude. Females will cease to procreate with that life form after whatever it is that just occurred."
5. Home Run Bounces Off Jose Canseco's Head
I've studied the bible, the Koran, The Torah, but this clip right here is what convinced me that there is a God.
4. Robin Ventura Charges the Mound on 43-year-old Nolan Ryan
What in the hell was Robin Ventura thinking? If you charge the mound and beat the crap out of him, you've successfully beaten up a man twice your age, who's a baseball legend. If you lose, well, you get this...
3. Chris Webber Calls Time Out In NCAA Finals
Time outs are hard to keep track of. Especially when you don't have the Pakistani kid who the coaches hired to do your homework, keeping track of them for you.
2. Vince Carter Dunks on a French Guy
This is why America is better than France.
1. Bill Buckner, Enough Said
If you have to move your place of residence because of something that happened to you in a sporting event, you probably make the list.
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Um, the name of the list is "Top 9 Humiliating SPORTS Moments", not "Top 9 activities where ungroomed retards from across the pond wear lace on their sleeves and backwash tea into eachother's mouths". SPORTS require skill and ability, not flailing around on the ground because some fruitcake named Raoule grazed shins with you. You are the world's armpit, I swear...
December fth, 2007 at 04:32 am
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December fth, 2007 at 04:24 am
Fuckin Euro-peons...I'm so sick of your cry-baby-god-save-the-queen-cheerio fucking antics. All day long you bitch and moan like a 14 year old on her period. If i wanted to watch video of 3rd world countries playing dumbass sports with militias in the background holding AK-47's, I would. As for england, you people are about as useful as a bull with tits... "How about a nice warm lager?"... Yeah, how about you come over here and I'll shoot some warm lager all over your face... You fucking WISH your world had a tenth of the sporting culture we have. We have Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Michael Jordan, Gordie Howe, Jim Brown, to name a few of the thousands of legends...You have Pele' and Beckham...nuff said.
December fth, 2007 at 03:16 am
Generalization sucks. Europeans are idiots? Americans are arrogant? The truth is, people that generalize are arrogant idiots!
That being said, AHHA - what country are you from & how many times has the US bailed your country's ass out of trouble?
December fth, 2007 at 06:48 pm
How about the infamous Tommy Salo goal when a shot from centre ice went in off his his head during the 2002 Winter Olympic quarterfinals. I mean your number 9 is awesome ... but not as awesome as that one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrwcUR8wTM
December fth, 2007 at 06:15 pm
No Norwood???? WIDE RIGHT!
December fth, 2007 at 05:16 pm
How about Uta Pippig crapping herself during the Boston Marathon? Ever since referred to as the "Uta-bomber" here in Boston.
December fth, 2007 at 04:54 pm
No Leon Lett? Also surprised to see no Bill Gramattica. Kicker for the Arizona Cardinals, kicks a short feild goal and starts jumping up and down celebrating only to come down wrong and tear his ACL. He never played another NFL down.
December fth, 2007 at 03:52 pm
c'mon... the Bill Buckner play is not the #1....
some of these should be in your top 10
from football
... the Jackie Smith dropped pass in the end zone in the best Super Bowl of all time... Pitt vs Dallas (jan 79)... it would have been the first Super Bowl to go in OT
.... NY Giants vs Philly... Giants are winning with less than a minute to go ... all they have to do is take a knee... instead they hand off, blow the exchange and Herman Edwards from the Eagles runs it back the other way
from baseball
.... the Cub fan that reached over a few years ago in the playoffs and Moises Alou couldn't make the out. The Cubs self destruct from that moment on
.... the Yankees blowing a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox in the alcs... the biggest choke of all time... unfortuantely you can't put that in a nice sound bite....
the soccer one was pretty embarrassing.....
December fth, 2007 at 03:43 pm
Ahhhh! I forgot about the Saints and the missed extra point. I remember the wife and I, not Saints fans at all, let out a shriek when that happened.
There was also just last year when Chris Phillips of the Sens put the puck past his own goalie in last years Stanley Cup finals. I was laughing my ass off then felt sick for the guy when they zoomed in on his face when he was skating all by himself.
Another thought, isn't it a bit arrogant to chastise someone for not including more of the sports you love? If this was a European blog that included mostly soccer and cricket, Americans would probably not even bat an eye over it. Works both ways.
December fth, 2007 at 03:01 pm
Watabout the Saints making that touchdown with all those laterals only to miss the extra point and not make the playoffs!!! #1 in my book.
December fth, 2007 at 02:48 pm
what about Aaron Brooks throwing a football backwards in order to avoid a sack? My friends and I re-enact that one every time we have a football in our hands.
December fth, 2007 at 02:42 pm
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December fth, 2007 at 09:39 pm
Jim Marshall should have # 1, I mean , in most cases they had less than 1 second to react, but him....65 yards ....... unbeliveable !!!
December fth, 2007 at 08:25 pm
"the whole world hates you america.. and we love to see how arrogant and stupid you are."
Your arguments have convinced me. Americans shouldn't post sports clips to their blogs without first considering whether they've included enough foreign sports. Because if you don't include sports that you're not familiar with, then you're obviously an arrogant jerk. And if this blog is about anything, it's all about boobs, laughs, and improving foreign relations.
Here's a thought, AHHA. Maybe if you want to read about curling and speedwalking, you could write your own fucking blog. And maybe if you're going to criticize other people for being arrogant, there's a better way to do it than crowing about your own culture's superiority. Also you should probably stop wearing those skin-tight t-shirts and shave off that fruity little mustache, you silly wanker.
If whiny bigots like you hate America, then Americans should wear that as a badge of honor.
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December fth, 2007 at 02:54 pm
love how u mock europe... buts its not just europe... the whole world hates you america.. and we love to see how arrogant and stupid you are. ive read here about cricket... ok cricket its only played in england and india.. WTF has to do with the other 40 european countrys hein?? fuck educate yourselfs. BUSH, before getting ellected never went outside america... hahah thats so fuckin noob... having a president who doesnt even know what the world is. i pitty you.. and you so called "freedom". you dont realize u dont have more freedom than other... its the oposite
December fth, 2007 at 05:40 am
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December fth, 2007 at 05:36 am
Scott Norwood? Anybody? The guy only blew the biggest kick of his LIFE and single handedly kick-started the Buffalo Bills unprecedented run of four straight losing Super Bowls. Robot Chicken still makes fun of it, and the whole premise of the first Ace Ventura movie was virtually based on it.
December fth, 2007 at 02:05 am
I can't believe you left out the famous Gus Frerotte head but! November 1997, when he was playing for the Washington Redskins (American Football) he ran for a touchdown and was so excited that he head butted the wall and sprained his neck..... Can't find a video, but read the article here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/redskins/longterm/1997/gamer...
December fth, 2007 at 01:30 am
Puckstar - yeah good point.
That was a super gaff, her missing that easy Olympic win. I mean - it's the freaking Olympics. Don't screw around.
Poor kid.
Life is for learning....
December fth, 2007 at 12:18 am
What is the song in number 1?
December fth, 2007 at 12:04 am
Yeah, too bad you couldn't compile the Top 10 Moments of Cricket, that would've been a hoot. Fucking Europussies. Go play some fucking tiddlywinks.
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December fth, 2007 at 10:52 pm
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