It's one thing to humiliate yourself. It's quite another to do it in front of 50,000 people.
9. Patrik Stefan Missing an Open Net
Not only does he miss an open net to win the game, everyone is so surprised by his miss that the other team easily scores with 4 seconds left in regulation. On the embarrassing scale, that ranks right up there with "Not being able to get it up for a prostitute who's actually an undercover NBC reporter taping a special."
8. Jim Marshall Runs Wrong Way
This is so painful, every time I watch it I react like Brad Pitt in Seven, right after he's realized his wife's head is in the box. "NO! AW NO! COME ON!"
7.Hockey One Punch Knockout
It's one thing to get knocked out. It's another to get knocked out by one punch, fall unconsciously to the ground with your ass in the air, and have 9000 people simultaneously make the same face Paris Hilton makes when she sees poor people.
6. Goalie BLOWS it
Here's why this makes the list. If you came from outer space and had never seen or heard of the human race, and you saw this video, you'd still be like "Dude. Females will cease to procreate with that life form after whatever it is that just occurred."
5. Home Run Bounces Off Jose Canseco's Head
I've studied the bible, the Koran, The Torah, but this clip right here is what convinced me that there is a God.
4. Robin Ventura Charges the Mound on 43-year-old Nolan Ryan
What in the hell was Robin Ventura thinking? If you charge the mound and beat the crap out of him, you've successfully beaten up a man twice your age, who's a baseball legend. If you lose, well, you get this...
3. Chris Webber Calls Time Out In NCAA Finals
Time outs are hard to keep track of. Especially when you don't have the Pakistani kid who the coaches hired to do your homework, keeping track of them for you.
2. Vince Carter Dunks on a French Guy
This is why America is better than France.
1. Bill Buckner, Enough Said
If you have to move your place of residence because of something that happened to you in a sporting event, you probably make the list.
How about the infamous Tommy Salo goal when a shot from centre ice went in off his his head during the 2002 Winter Olympic quarterfinals. I mean your number 9 is awesome ... but not as awesome as that one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrwcUR8wTM
We drop a 20 million dollar shipment of food, first aid and clothes - and they burn our flag before we get back home.
A month later, our uber-liberal Hollywood lunatic fringe is on TV weeping about how the same country lives in squalor and needs our help - and that we should feel guilty because we just ate an entire dinner that would have fed a village.
Fuckin Euro-peons...I'm so sick of your cry-baby-god-save-the-queen-cheerio fucking antics. All day long you bitch and moan like a 14 year old on her period. If i wanted to watch video of 3rd world countries playing dumbass sports with militias in the background holding AK-47's, I would. As for england, you people are about as useful as a bull with tits... "How about a nice warm lager?"... Yeah, how about you come over here and I'll shoot some warm lager all over your face... You fucking WISH your world had a tenth of the sporting culture we have. We have Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Michael Jordan, Gordie Howe, Jim Brown, to name a few of the thousands of legends...You have Pele' and Beckham...nuff said.
Gordie Howe isn't american, he played for Detroit but was born in Canada. And Jackie Robinson paly professional basesball in Montreal before playing in the States. Get you fucking history straight before you do any fucking thing else . SHITHEAD
All of you Euro Tools...if you hate American websties so much then stay away from them. I know, I know, you're probably wondering, "Much smarter, better looking superior human being, how will I know which websites are perfect and American?" Well, I'll tell you. Just stay away from .com websites and look for .fag ones. Those belong to you... asshats...
Um, the name of the list is "Top 9 Humiliating SPORTS Moments", not "Top 9 activities where ungroomed retards from across the pond wear lace on their sleeves and backwash tea into eachother's mouths". SPORTS require skill and ability, not flailing around on the ground because some fruitcake named Raoule grazed shins with you. You are the world's armpit, I swear...
look nobody can say that an entire country is stupid, or ignorant, cuz each and every country has brilliant leaders, and bumbling morons in it. now i hate the french just like a lot of people, but La Fayette was one of the greatest human being ever to walk the earth. and no i'm not just saying that because i'm american and grateful for what he did for us. :) So plz, Europeans stop calling Americans ignorant. we aren't any stupider than you guys are. ps. i like soccer but 1. they don't score enough. and 2. almost everyone is a wussy.
By the way, it's not European Football it's just plain football, you are the ones that invented the fagot American Football that only you seem to care about. The king of all sports... You just don't give a shit about football because you suck at it... And we don't have only Péle and the LA Galaxy guy, we have Di Stéfano, Eusébio, Maradona, Cruijff, Beckenbauer etc. Google it. Knowledge doesn't hurt
One more thing, you elected Bush. Twice.
OK guys, sorry, but soccer and American Football are both pussy games. I mean come on, soccer players are prissy, spoilt prima donnas who spend more time taking dives and bitching at the ref than actually playing - and American footballers are pansies who wear full frickin body armor! Rugby is a full contact sport just like American football, but you don't see rugby players wearing helmets and shoulder pads and every other god damn thing - and you don't see them crying foul the minute someone messes up their hairdo either. They just take the knocks and get on with the game. Rugby players are the real men. Booya.
fool rugby is pussy, there are more injurys in football then rugby because the rugby players are too afraid to hit ppl cuz theyll get hurt too.BOO FREAKIN HOO grow a pair
King of all sports, huh? Take a look at this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVjR55f7gTc
An old guy bumps into a player, who falls down as if he got shot. Then the same old guy slaps a referee. We don't give a shit about European football because the players are pathetic children who are more actors than athletes.
*sigh* This is another reason sports are mostly boring to me.
The proof here is painfully evident; ardent sports fans become drooling idiots the longer they watch sports. That goes for any country, anywhere. And, judging from the folks posting here, it's apparent that sports devotion also shrinks testicles, (or ovaries) as well as brain cells.
I'd love to see videos of any of you playing the sports in other countries. I'm sure we could replace this list. Since I'm an American, here's a suggestion: football lovers here in America? Go down under and play some Aussie Rules Football, then go crying to your mamas about the unfairness of it all.
Bigotry goes both ways, folks. Now, go back to your little game of "I'm a bigger asshat than you!"
Enjoy.
Oh, and I had to add one last note...
dontuwishunewmyname:) - a note. It should be don'tyouwishyou-Knew-myname. And the statement you made, "we aren't any stupider than you..." (stupider?) proves that you, at least, are.
As a hard core Sox fan, I have to say to all of you who are posting "what happened with Bill Buckner?" I think the point of the "nuff said" comment was to say that we all thought that moment was so bad it was felt across the world.
Also, do none of you have internet? You are using it right now, correct? Look it up!
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December 17th, 2007 at 06:48 pm
How about the infamous Tommy Salo goal when a shot from centre ice went in off his his head during the 2002 Winter Olympic quarterfinals. I mean your number 9 is awesome ... but not as awesome as that one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrwcUR8wTM
December 18th, 2007 at 03:16 am
Generalization sucks. Europeans are idiots? Americans are arrogant? The truth is, people that generalize are arrogant idiots!
That being said, AHHA - what country are you from & how many times has the US bailed your country's ass out of trouble?
May 19th, 2009 at 08:06 am
We drop a 20 million dollar shipment of food, first aid and clothes - and they burn our flag before we get back home.
A month later, our uber-liberal Hollywood lunatic fringe is on TV weeping about how the same country lives in squalor and needs our help - and that we should feel guilty because we just ate an entire dinner that would have fed a village.
That's usually the way it goes.
December 18th, 2007 at 04:24 am
Fuckin Euro-peons...I'm so sick of your cry-baby-god-save-the-queen-cheerio fucking antics. All day long you bitch and moan like a 14 year old on her period. If i wanted to watch video of 3rd world countries playing dumbass sports with militias in the background holding AK-47's, I would. As for england, you people are about as useful as a bull with tits... "How about a nice warm lager?"... Yeah, how about you come over here and I'll shoot some warm lager all over your face... You fucking WISH your world had a tenth of the sporting culture we have. We have Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Michael Jordan, Gordie Howe, Jim Brown, to name a few of the thousands of legends...You have Pele' and Beckham...nuff said.
February 25th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
Gordie Howe isn't american, he played for Detroit but was born in Canada. And Jackie Robinson paly professional basesball in Montreal before playing in the States. Get you fucking history straight before you do any fucking thing else . SHITHEAD
March 30th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
Whats a Pele?
December 18th, 2007 at 04:32 am
All of you Euro Tools...if you hate American websties so much then stay away from them. I know, I know, you're probably wondering, "Much smarter, better looking superior human being, how will I know which websites are perfect and American?" Well, I'll tell you. Just stay away from .com websites and look for .fag ones. Those belong to you... asshats...
December 18th, 2007 at 04:37 am
Um, the name of the list is "Top 9 Humiliating SPORTS Moments", not "Top 9 activities where ungroomed retards from across the pond wear lace on their sleeves and backwash tea into eachother's mouths". SPORTS require skill and ability, not flailing around on the ground because some fruitcake named Raoule grazed shins with you. You are the world's armpit, I swear...
February 9th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
y21qej hi! hooli?
December 19th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
OUCH!
December 19th, 2008 at 09:12 pm
WOW!
March 19th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
look nobody can say that an entire country is stupid, or ignorant, cuz each and every country has brilliant leaders, and bumbling morons in it. now i hate the french just like a lot of people, but La Fayette was one of the greatest human being ever to walk the earth. and no i'm not just saying that because i'm american and grateful for what he did for us. :) So plz, Europeans stop calling Americans ignorant. we aren't any stupider than you guys are. ps. i like soccer but 1. they don't score enough. and 2. almost everyone is a wussy.
March 26th, 2009 at 06:19 pm
By the way, it's not European Football it's just plain football, you are the ones that invented the fagot American Football that only you seem to care about. The king of all sports... You just don't give a shit about football because you suck at it... And we don't have only Péle and the LA Galaxy guy, we have Di Stéfano, Eusébio, Maradona, Cruijff, Beckenbauer etc. Google it. Knowledge doesn't hurt
One more thing, you elected Bush. Twice.
March 30th, 2009 at 03:37 pm
European football is great... if you an 11 year old.
April 5th, 2009 at 08:16 pm
wow you're the douche of the century..
April 11th, 2009 at 05:39 pm
I was like "this guy's a douche" up until the voted for Bush twice thing.
Then I was like "He's a douche, but he's got us there..."
April 16th, 2009 at 08:20 am
OK guys, sorry, but soccer and American Football are both pussy games. I mean come on, soccer players are prissy, spoilt prima donnas who spend more time taking dives and bitching at the ref than actually playing - and American footballers are pansies who wear full frickin body armor! Rugby is a full contact sport just like American football, but you don't see rugby players wearing helmets and shoulder pads and every other god damn thing - and you don't see them crying foul the minute someone messes up their hairdo either. They just take the knocks and get on with the game. Rugby players are the real men. Booya.
April 22nd, 2009 at 01:00 pm
fool rugby is pussy, there are more injurys in football then rugby because the rugby players are too afraid to hit ppl cuz theyll get hurt too.BOO FREAKIN HOO grow a pair
April 17th, 2009 at 08:17 am
King of all sports, huh? Take a look at this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVjR55f7gTc
An old guy bumps into a player, who falls down as if he got shot. Then the same old guy slaps a referee. We don't give a shit about European football because the players are pathetic children who are more actors than athletes.
And by the way, I voted for Gore and Kerry.
May 6th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
If I wanted to see a bunch of fairies run around for an hour and a half, I'd go to disney on ice. "soccer" sucks oh yah and "We" elected Bush once.
April 15th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
hmm. amazing )
May 4th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Steve Mclaren is a tit and you can see another great pair on these Sexy Amateurs.
July 9th, 2009 at 08:13 am
Actually, number 2 is why 'merica sucks.
August 11th, 2009 at 12:18 am
*sigh* This is another reason sports are mostly boring to me.
The proof here is painfully evident; ardent sports fans become drooling idiots the longer they watch sports. That goes for any country, anywhere. And, judging from the folks posting here, it's apparent that sports devotion also shrinks testicles, (or ovaries) as well as brain cells.
I'd love to see videos of any of you playing the sports in other countries. I'm sure we could replace this list. Since I'm an American, here's a suggestion: football lovers here in America? Go down under and play some Aussie Rules Football, then go crying to your mamas about the unfairness of it all.
Bigotry goes both ways, folks. Now, go back to your little game of "I'm a bigger asshat than you!"
Enjoy.
Oh, and I had to add one last note...
dontuwishunewmyname:) - a note. It should be don'tyouwishyou-Knew-myname. And the statement you made, "we aren't any stupider than you..." (stupider?) proves that you, at least, are.
Back to the beatings.
August 15th, 2009 at 09:36 pm
As a hard core Sox fan, I have to say to all of you who are posting "what happened with Bill Buckner?" I think the point of the "nuff said" comment was to say that we all thought that moment was so bad it was felt across the world.
Also, do none of you have internet? You are using it right now, correct? Look it up!
August 27th, 2009 at 12:20 am
definitely the Yankees blowing the 3-0 lead in the ACLS. Thank god the Yankees suck so bad.
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