Jessica Alba to Grow Baby In Her Vagina
People.com reports that Jessica Alba is pregnant with her boyfriend Cash Warren’s child. The couple met on the set of The Fantastic Four on which Warren was a director’s assistant.
Wait a god damn second. Jessica Alba can have any dude in the entire world and she bangs a director’s assistant? That’s like the New England Patriots issuing a press release saying “We’ve decided to let Tom Brady go to make way for a new quarterback we just signed, Neil Patrick Harris.”
To put in perspective just HOW amazing a feat a director’s assistant banging the hottest chick on the planet is, I’ve created a graph to better explain it.
December 12th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
ummm…jessica alba is NOT the hottest chick on the planet. according to your own sidebar, 52% of people prefer the OTHER jessica.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Her being with this guy is the best thing she has going for her personality. And she has a cute puppy.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
That was harsh, dude. A semen mopper is much more desirable than you give him credit for
December 12th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Two days ago, 52% of the people were wrong, wrong, wrong!
Two months from now, they’ll be right right right
December 12th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Is the size of the bar suppose to be the size of his cock?
December 13th, 2007 at 1:14 am
im the real father, i have pics to prove it !!
December 13th, 2007 at 1:16 am
im the real father, i have pics to prove it !!
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=406595