Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target.

December 11th, 2007 | 02:00 pm

Every time I walk into a Target department store I see nothing but fat tubs of shit piling bag after bag of Peanut Butter Combos into their Rascals. Now, everyone knows the Peanut Butter flavored Combos are the best ones, so I can't really disagree with their taste, but it's not really something I want to look at. If I knew sexually attractive people like Kate Beckinsale went to this store I would get a job there. Are there any openings in the "Please let me have sex with you" aisle?

                    

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6 Responses to "Kate Beckinsale is Right on Target."

  1. vcdlbp xlwdv Says:

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  2. Blake Williams Says:

    best opening sentence to any paragraph ever. i wish i had this when, in 6th grade, they told me i needed a thesis statement for my 5 page research project.

  3. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    What are the chances that she'd pick me up and take me home if I sat on the shelf?

  4. quarrygirl Says:

    er, i think sabrinasexxy is a dude fo sho.

  5. SabrinaSpammy Says:

    I don't shop at Target, but do I like to go to men's websites and leave vaguely sexy comments in hope that guys will click my totally and utterly NSFW link.

  6. SabrinaSexxy Says:

    I shop at target and whenever I do, creepy guys start following me. This actually turns me ON! I usually flash them from behind - I never wear underwear. Hope this helps your hard on. xoxo Sabrina.

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