She drinks and drives, she says "hot" a lot and...that's about it. But those qualifications are enough to make her the spokesperson for a new ad campaign by Rich Prosecco. For those of you that don't know (you might want to listen up, Paris) Prosecco is basically an Italian version of champagne. It's a sparkling wine that usually has a crisp minerally flavor balanced with some fresh fruit notes. Prosecco is the name of the grape used and it is grown in the Valdobbiadene/Conegliano region in Italy. It's usually a cheaper alternative to Champagne and your dumbass friends won't know the difference. Especially if your dumbass friend is named Paris Hilton.
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December 11th, 2007 at 05:25 pm
damn, she looks like something straight-out-the 80's in those ads!
December 12th, 2007 at 03:47 pm
i love her...
December 12th, 2007 at 04:22 pm
reminds me of 007, if they painted her fully she would have suffucated and died. a huge loss of all americans lmao
December 18th, 2007 at 05:43 pm
is she holding a giant cig?
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