There's a Sport Called Hockey?

December 11th, 2007 | 08:24 pm

According to people.com, Hillary Duff, in an attempt to understand her hockey-star boyfriend Mike Cormie, is reading Hockey For Dummies.

I actually caught her with a copy of the Hockey for Dummies book," said sister Haylie Duff.

I guarantee she was given this book by her boyfriend due to the following event: Duff and Hockey Dude just finished having sex. She's making little tipis with his chest hair while he's trying to watch the second Matrix on TNT. Right when those weird albino Rastafarians chase Keanu in their Escalades, Hillary jumps on top of Hockey Dude and is like "Tell me more about Hockey. I want to understand what you do, baby."

3 Responses to "There's a Sport Called Hockey?"

  1. Wild Bill Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Wild Bill

    I think your mother would be proud.

  2. a hockey fan Says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 04:52 am

    Yeah, way to rip on her for not knowing hockey and then get her boyfriend's name wrong. COMRIE. idiots.

  3. Rodeo Says:
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    Can't fault a girl for supporting her man. Hopefully he is reading US Weekly and watching MTV to understand her world.

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