According to usmagazine.com, due to the writers striking, Knocked Up star Katherine Heigl may choose to not attend the Golden Globes even though she’s nominated for an award.

“I’m not crossing the picket line unless I’m contractually obliged to do so.  And I’m not with the Golden Globes.”

Here’s two words of advice for Katherine Heigl:

1. No one gives a shit about the Golden Globes.  You not showing is like BYU deciding not to play in the Las Vegas Bowl.
2. I’ve seen you act.  You make two faces; One that looks like you smelled donkey shit, and another that looks like someone who smells like donkey shit told you your mom died.  This may be the only time you’ll ever be nominated for anything.  Ever.  Show up.

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