Today, the Mitchell Report reported numerous baseball players have purchased and used steroids. One such player named was Roger Clemens. Personally, I don't buy that for one God damn second. Just take a look at the proof.
Here's Roger in 1986 on the Boston Red Sox.
Now here's a candid pic of Roger taken in 2007, while he was changing in the Yankees club house.
There! See! The only thing this proves is that he keeps his hat on when he's naked and changing, which is weird, but not a crime.
I never again want to hear Yankees fans boast about their "dynasty" leading into the new millennium. 10 Yankees from those championship teams were implicated in the Mitchell Report. They're a bunch of cheatin fucking prick bastards. They belong in the Bronx with all the other dregs of our society.
I think using gimmicks like cool fonts and graphics is okay if you're a college student trying to class up a report you're turning in for class. However, George Mitchell was out of line to make the last page of his report feature an emblem that when scratched, smells like a hot dog w/ relish.
Wait a second? You mean that Barry Bonds wasn't the only person using steroids? What about all of the asterisks that all of those assholes want to append to his records?
Are they going to want to do that with Clemens, too?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 12th, 2007 at 09:39 pm
I never again want to hear Yankees fans boast about their "dynasty" leading into the new millennium. 10 Yankees from those championship teams were implicated in the Mitchell Report. They're a bunch of cheatin fucking prick bastards. They belong in the Bronx with all the other dregs of our society.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
I think using gimmicks like cool fonts and graphics is okay if you're a college student trying to class up a report you're turning in for class. However, George Mitchell was out of line to make the last page of his report feature an emblem that when scratched, smells like a hot dog w/ relish.
December 13th, 2007 at 12:21 am
Wait a second? You mean that Barry Bonds wasn't the only person using steroids? What about all of the asterisks that all of those assholes want to append to his records?
Are they going to want to do that with Clemens, too?
As well as all of those other players?
December 13th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Bah. The milk from a Slovenian woman's bosom has more performance enhancers than steroids does.
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