And The Winner Is!

JESSICA BIEL IN AN UPSET!

After over 20,000 votes were cast, it's official:  52 % of Holy Taco readers would rather do Jessica Biel, than Jessica Alba.  Here are some ACTUAL reactions from HT readers who e-mailed:

Kurt G. - Are you f#%king kidding me?  Biel!  There must be a lot of closeted MOs trolling this site because Biel is about 2 secs from pulling a Crying Game.  A guy like her can get boobs like those over the weekend.  Furthermore, I have been whacking it to the Jessica "on the internet" Alba for the last 6 months and she has always produced results.  She has a smoking hot bod, sexy brownish tint, and is totally knocked up.  The best thing about doing a chick that's pregnant is that You-Can't-Get-Her-Pregnant.  I would totally risk the potential/alleged herpes she's carrying for a test ride (thanks for tainting it eter-J).  Alba is basically the perfect girl for the next 2 to 4 months, I get excited just thinking about the oncoming boob swellage.  I guess once she gets a solid baby bump, I will start whacking it to the other dude.

Jason C. - "Of course Biel won, she's hotter.  But what the hell do I care, I'm not going to bang either one of them."

Jon S. - FAAAAAAKE!