First 5 Minutes of Aliens vs. Predator 2: Reqiuem

Look, I know Predator 2 sucked. Predator - Arnold + Danny Glover and a coked up Gary Busey = Ass sucking.

And I also know Alien vs. Predator sucked more. It didn't even make sense, and there was a moment in the movie where I thought Predator was going to go down on the human chick. Not good. I know folks, I know.

But here's how unbelievably kick ass the original Predator is: Even AFTER seeing those two craptacular sequels, I STILL got super pumped up when I watched the first five minutes of Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. I know, I know, why would it be any good, you're asking? Why would I go back to a restaurant if it gave me diarrhea the last two times? Because that first meal, that first meal was so good, I can't forget it. All I'm saying is watch the preview, give it a chance. An alien eats a little kid. They're trying people, they're trying.