I Know What I Want For Christmas!

December 13th, 2007 | 09:33 pm

I love Korean scientists. I just imagine all of them sitting in a room after they finished their last research project and don't know what they're going to do next. Then the lead guy gets up and the following conversation takes place.

LEAD SCIENTIST: Alright, we need a new project. We can either try and do some cancer research or clean air stuff-

SCIENTIST SITTING IN THE BACK: Boooorrrriiiinnnggg!

LEAD SCIENTIST: Okay, Okay, I feel you Ning Jin, I feel you. (sigh) Well, that's unfortunate you feel that way because the only other idea I had was.........MAKE SOME MO'FUCKIN' CATS GLOW IN THE DARK BAAABYYYY, YEEAAAH!
(Cheers, elaborate high fives)

I for one applaud them. How many god damn times have you tripped over your cat in the middle of the night? 6. I've done it six times.

Comments

4 Responses to "I Know What I Want For Christmas!"

  1. The Korean Sasha Vujacic Says:

    Cats are not the issue here. Develop this same technology for dogs and those yummy little rascals won't be able to hide in the dark from us. Genius!

  2. Yum-o Says:

    All I want to know is... do they taste the same?

  3. Lance E Sloan Says:

    I propose glow-in-the-dark gene therapy for convicts.

  4. Teddy Duchamp Says:

    How does a "glow-in-the-dark" cat help the treatment of human genetic diseases?
    Doctor: "Screw finding a cure for AIDS... I wanna make my cat glow"

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