This is what you get when you try to cram a bunch of 40-something has-beens into cellophane or sheet metal whatever the hell this dress is made of. You get a whole lotta back fat squeezing out the sides like an overstuffed peanut butter sandwich. This photo makes her body look like it's just skin and bone held together with a bunch of staples. Is she one of those fat people who loses 600 pounds and has their skin hanging off them like it's drapes?
Only one man can answer that, and he's too busy getting his eyebrows exfoliated to notice. (I'm not saying he's gay, I'm just saying he likes the look of a nicely exfoliated eyebrow.)
Ok here's what's crazy. I just looked it up and Victoria Beckham is only 33. I know she has lived a full life, but man that was at least 5 years below where I would've guessed just to be nice
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 16th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Ok here's what's crazy. I just looked it up and Victoria Beckham is only 33. I know she has lived a full life, but man that was at least 5 years below where I would've guessed just to be nice
December 18th, 2007 at 06:53 am
I can't believe you guys failed to notice that she also had horrific gold camel toe....
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