What Would Jesus Masturbate To?

The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes you can see him in the smile of a child, other times he comforts you through the actions of a stranger. And there are even other, crazier times when he uses a porn-addicted reverend to teach you his message of peace and goodwill towards man (and two women and possibly a donkey.) Reverend Brian James of Tampa has admitted that he is very aware of Captain Stabbin', Bang Bus and all the other websites you go to and then clear your history so your mom doesn't figure out you're the disgusting pervert you really are. According to the St. Petersburgh Times:

"I have preached, taught, visited, married, buried, I even administrated a little, but have not lived up to the sacred vows of ministry entrusted to me," James said, as he read from a prepared statement. "I need to share with you that I have developed an addiction to adult online pornography."

The revelation came as no surprise to most who attended Sunday services. News of the pastor's addiction spread quickly after he told the Staff Parish Relations committee last Monday. Still, many in the crowd wept as James - a husband, father of four and seven-year leader of the 1,400-member congregation - delivered his statement in a shaky voice.

James, 45, announced he would take an indefinite voluntary leave of absence to address his problem. He and his family will be able to stay in their church-owned home for up to three months.
Aside from the regular questions this raises, the one that I keep asking is, "How does someone get "cured" of a porn addiction?" I thought that was what masturbating was for.