The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos

December 17th, 2007 | 09:20 pm

Because your household objects aren't going to hump themselves.

10. As the old saying goes, some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you. But other days you get the bear off the top of the La-Z-Boy and then hump it so hard you catch a few inches of air. Those are the really good days.

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9. You know, when you are consumed by the need to dance, you can't be expected to notice everything that's going on around you.

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8. Teaching an old dog new tricks is pretty difficult. But teaching any dog to hump your leg looks pretty easy.

7. Pokemon is cool and all, but I'm not sure if pounding his ass all over the house is the right message we want to send to the children. Actually, nevermind, that is the right message.

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6. This is what the outside would look like if dogs were in charge of us.

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5. Even if you're doing the dog-nasty all by yourself, it's important to keep your style. This little guy's suave standing stance let's all the bitches know that he's an expert in the mommy and daddy dance.

4. Three ways are always awkward, but it doesn't help when some jackass with a camera is kicking sand in your ass and laughing so hard he's wheezing. Stay off the Kools, buddy.

3. All those lessons cartoons taught you about dogs and cats hating each other were nothing but lies. As you can see in this video, they clearly love each other.

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2. This wiener dog lives up to his name by trying to stick his wiener in a lion. This is just like that show "Flavor of Love."

1. Sure, we've all puked on a chick during sex. That's no biggie. But trying to eat the puke while she runs away? That's just classless, dude.

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14 Responses to "The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos"

Goose Says:
December 17th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

I vote for #6, that totally should have gotten a higher rating! That dog is seriously dextrous. Awesome list taco!

Tanya Says:
December 17th, 2007 at 10:42 pm

You can play all the videos together and its like the dogs are banging the site silly

Mr. Poopoopachu Says:
December 18th, 2007 at 03:09 am

I've been that dog pitching in the #1 video. And she looked very similar to the dog catching.

‘Tis The Season For Flesh Eating | SKIRMISHER Says:
December 20th, 2007 at 02:24 am

[...] Dogs humping things, all the time. [...]

KuttaKamina.Net » Blog Archive » Get Your Freak On - Doggy-S Says:
December 20th, 2007 at 07:14 pm

[...] stumbled across these videos (compiled by Holy Taco) and couldn’t resist posting them. Lessons learned: Dogs can jerk themselves off and dogs [...]

jack Says:
January 3rd, 2008 at 03:41 am

nice one

Elisson Says:
February 6th, 2009 at 07:35 am

That first video tried to implant a virus on my computer. Be warned!

Anonymous Says:
March 24th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

LOL #6 in the best!!! LOLOL

robert Says:
April 14th, 2009 at 05:21 pm

funny

Olisykesnom Says:
May 13th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

LOOOL! 6 and 1 are the funniest fucking things i have ever seen, literally.

Anonymous Says:
June 18th, 2009 at 09:36 pm

LOOOOOOOOL!!! That dog in #6 has it all figured out! Hope he doesn't go blind!!!