Why Does God Tease Me, Matthew McConaughey?

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From aceshowbiz.com

Matthew McConaughey got hurt during fight training for his forthcoming film "The Grackle."

The movie hunk was training for his role as a fighter in the New Line Cinema comedy flick when he accidentally cut his face and ended up getting stitches.
I wasn't really sure how much I hated McConaughey until I read this article. Right when I got to the part where it says "accidentally cut his face," I found myself excitedly mouthing the words "and now is hideously disfigured, and is now hideously disfigured," and then way too disappointed when I read further and saw he was fine, then saw that picture of him smiling and most likely about to remove his shirt.

{Editor's note} I realize that my hatred for McConaughey makes me sound like a bitter ugly dude. Maybe. Very possible. I have trouble getting women to have sex with me, yes. I don't have all of my hair. I don't- not sure where I'm going with this. Oh yeah, I remember. For those of you who don't hate McConaughey, ask yourself this: "How can I like a man who poses for a picture like this?"