Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour

Write a caption about this extremely unfortunate bicyclist and you can win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour. This game is essentially Tecmo Bowl for the 21st Century. Each game lasts 15 minutes and you don’t have to know the difference between a zone blitz or a cover 2. You need two buttons to smash and dash. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco and games will be shipped when NFL Tour hits the streets on January 8th. Here’s what it looks like:
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December 19th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
“Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOORRRRR!”
December 19th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
This isn’t funny. This man was probably severely injured.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Is that a dime in the middle of the road? It is!
December 19th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Some days are better than others
December 19th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
“Follow me! I know a short cut to the gutter..”
December 19th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Mary Poppins is full of shit.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
I should have taken the bus.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:40 am
And he’ll never forget the moment he heard Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:52 am
go go gadget rain proof suit………………fuck.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:54 am
go go gadget rain proof suit………………oh crap.
December 20th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
chocolate rain……chocolate rai.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
……….i cant breathe…i….cant ….breathe.
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Superman that hoe! Soulja boy aint got shit on me!
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Dam now my chain is gonna rust….
December 30th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
“he just ate more shit than two girls one cup!!!”
December 31st, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Earl Poppins, the half brother of Mary, gets his gracefulness gene from his father, not their mother.
(yes, Grandma Poppins got around)
However, he does like children, and has the criminal charges to prove it.
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 am
i really hope he isn’t Asian although he looks like he is.. if so he really plays into the stereotype.. he actually makes it 10 times worse… apparently Asians can’t ride bikes either!
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Global warming had taken it’s toll on the Eastern Freestyle BMX circuits
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Is this the way to the Marry Poppins audition?
January 7th, 2008 at 3:31 am
Good call on the umbrella chief, looks like it really kept you from getting wet today…
January 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
“SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE….OMG!!!! NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT LIKE THIS (in one breath)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
January 18th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
FOOD”S HEREAhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
February 18th, 2008 at 5:39 am
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May 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
NFL Handbag
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