Holy Taco Has A Myspace Page!

It's definitely not as cool as this guy's. Before I show the link to the page, let me respond to the questions we will inevitably get from the cynical bastards that are our readers.

1. "Myspace is lame, why are you getting a lame-ass myspace page?" We realize myspace is lame, and in fact thought it was lame way before your lame ass did. But our goal is to unlame it, and part of the unlame-ification process is attacking the lameness from the inside. Also, it's free promotion, so F off.
2. "Why does your myspace page look like shit?" It doesn't look like shit, it's just user friendly. Would you rather we put one of those annoying ass backgrounds on it so it takes ten minutes to load? So F off.
3. "Will you talk to the readers personally?" Whoa, easy, back off. Actually, yes, we will, that's the main reason why we're doing it. So when you send us nasty ass letters, we can write you back and call you names. We have all day to think of shit, you probably have jobs. So bring it pussies. Also, F off.

Okay, so without further ado, come visit us at our myspace page and ask us to be your friend. That way you'll get bulletins for cool give aways or parties we may have in the future. Yeah, that's right. We might have parties.

myspace.com/myholytaco