J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left

December 19th, 2007 | 12:21 am

people.com reports

Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn't want to bare all in Playboy.  Her rep tells usmagazine.com, "there was an offer, but she declined."

Wow.  There must be some kind of alarm that goes off at Playboy when a celebrity's self esteem falls to a certain point.  A bell rings loudly then a group of men in black suits and Ray Bans slide down poles into a garage filled with black suburbans.  Everybody's got wireless head sets and uses code names like "Agent SaggyBoobs."

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6 Responses to "J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left"

  1. FILMAC Says:

    "looks alright to me" "size 2 is not fat" LOL!

  2. tanya Says:

    i think she wants people to look at her boobs and nipples and note that one is about 1/2 inch smaller...

  3. James Says:

    those are good.

  4. Brad Says:

    AHHHH, AHHHHH......SQUIRT............SQUIRT............DRIBBLE,,,,,,,DRIP.......
    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!,

  5. agent Floppy McFloppies Says:

    i'd have to state the news of post-career self esteem is a threat to national security! Ms. Love... Remove your top immediately or we will take action!!!

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