I used to think I enjoyed the occassional perverted deviance in the bedroom. Then I saw the Internet and realized that the ol' fashioned doggystyle hairpull doesn't cut it with some people. If you can only get off when someone chokes the shit out of you with their thighs, maybe it's time to take a step back and get some perspective on your life. Nah, fuck it. Just get a Thighmaster and a video camera.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 18th, 2007 at 06:57 pm
hooker: "you want me to do what?"
July 31st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
yes! NOW SCREAM INTO THEIR VAGINA HARDER!
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